七 年 之 痒
主演: 玛丽莲·梦露 汤姆·伊威尔
编剧: 比利·怀尔德 乔治·艾索洛
本片改编自乔治·艾索洛撰写、 柯特尼·伯尔和艾略特·努金编排的同名舞台剧
导演: 比利·怀尔德
曼哈顿
曼哈顿之名源自当地土著 Manhattan Island derives its name from its earliest inhabitants...
曼哈顿印第安人 ...the Manhattan Indians.
一个爱好和平的种族 终日在设陷阱 钓鱼 打猎 They were a peaceful tribe, setting traps, fishing, hunting.
他们有一习俗 There was a custom among them:
每年七月 热浪来袭的时候 岛上的气候变得令人难以忍受 Every July, when the heat became unbearable...
他们会把妻儿送去… ...they would send their wives and children away.
上游较为凉快的高地去避暑 Up the river to the highlands...
如果负担得起 他们会到海边去 ...or, if they could afford it, to the seashore.
当然 丈夫们会留在热得要命的岛上 The husbands remained behind to attend to business:
继续设陷阱 钓鱼 打猎 Setting traps, fishing and hunting.
事实上 我们的故事跟印第安人一点关系也没有 Our story has nothing whatsoever to do with Indians.
这故事发生于500年后 It plays 500 years later.
前往波特兰 洛克兰 布来蒙斯和巴尔港的列车 Portland, Rockland, Plymouth and Bar Harbor.
将于6:30出发 Departing at 6:30...
我们之所以提及到他们 只是要证明世界一点都没改变过 We brought up the subject to show how nothing has changed.
曼哈顿的已婚男士依然要把妻儿送去避暑 Manhattan wives and children are still sent away in the summer.
而他们依然要留在热得要命的城市工作 Husbands remain behind to attend to business:
设陷阱 钓鱼 打猎 Setting traps, fishing and hunting.
现在我们去看看一位典型的曼哈顿已婚男士 We want you to meet a typical Manhattan husband,
他的家人将去避暑 whose family living for summer.
这是理查德·舍曼先生 这是他的太太海伦 跟儿子瑞奇 This is Mr. Richard Sherman, his wife, Helen, and son, Ricky.
瑞奇 你在做什么? Ricky, what are you doing?
他是个星际间谍 我要把他轰成宇宙垃圾 He's an interplanetary spy. I blasted him into dust.
别玩了把那玩意拿开 你要去缅因州 不是要去火星 Cut it out. take this things off, you're going to Maine, not to Mars.
- 再见 海伦 - 再见 理查德 - Goodbye, Helen.- Goodbye, Richard.
妈咪 为什么爸爸不能一起去? Mammy. Why can't Daddy come up with us?
因为可怜的爸爸得待在热得要命的城市里赚钱 Poor daddy has to stay hot city and make money .
瑞奇 别担心 我会没事的 Don't worry. I'll be fine
- 你会没事 但我要怎样拿我的零用钱呢? - 我会寄给你 - How will I get my allowance? - I'll mail it to you.
记住 要保重身体 别抽烟 You promised to eat properly and not smoke,
- 听墨菲医生的话 - 我知道 - like Murphy doctors tell you. - I know.
- 还要听桑摩斯医生的话暂不喝酒 - 我知道 - And you promised not to drink. - I know.
- 今晚10点我会打电话给你 以确定你没事 - 再见海伦 - I'll call you tonight at 10. - Goodbye, Helen.
再见瑞奇 来吧 亲一下 Goodbye, Ricky. Let me kiss you.
- 把那东西拿开 - 妈咪 他把我的氧气关掉了 - Take that thing off. - Mammy He's shutting off my oxygen!
来吧 火车就要开了 Come on, we'll miss the train.
海伦 瑞奇 你的桨 你忘了拿桨 Helen, Ricky, the paddle! You forgot the paddle!
- 车票啊 先生 - 我没有车票 这个桨… - Ticket, mister? - Ticket? this paddle!.
我不是要乘车 我儿子忘了拿桨 I'm not going anywhere. My son forgot the paddle
抱歉 先生 持票者才可进入 Sorry, only those holding tickets admitted through the gates.
不 我不能 Oh, no, not me.
我也不能抽烟 And I'm not gonna smoke either.
看看他们 真的太可怕了 火车根本还没离站呢 Look at them. Awful. The train isn't even out of the station.
我得回办公室去 天啊 真的好热 Gotta get back to the office. Man, is this hot!
来介绍一下舍曼先生吧 A few more facts about Mr. Sherman:
他在布兰迪出版社工作 He works for a publishing firm, Brady & Company.
他们专出版袋装书 也就是在书报摊可买到那种袖珍书籍 They publish those pocket editions, two bits in any drugstore.
老布兰迪先生是老板 但事实上舍曼才是关键人物 Old Mr. Brady is the boss, but Mr. Sherman is the key man.
他负责公司的营运 He keeps the whole operation together.
这种一本2角5分的书 什么种类都有 In the 25-cent book business, you can sell anything.
连古典小说都不放过 从不管那书有多无聊 Even the old, dreary classics.
《小妇人》 重点是书名要有吸引力 The trick is to soup up the title...
封面要有趣 ...and get an interesting cover.
这全都得靠想象力了 It's all a question of imagination...
而舍曼先生就是一个具有丰富想象力的人 ...and Mr. Sherman has a lot of imagination.
摩丽丝 就这样了 That'll be all, Miss Morris.
不 我不能 绝对不能 Oh, no, not me. Not me.
我也不能抽烟 And I'm not gonna smoke either.
有些丈夫认为太太去避暑后 自己便可以大玩一场 Some husbands run wild because their wives are away.
想做什么坏事都行 Do anything they want.
像去年的查理·李德勒 安妮走了还不到两天 Like Charlie Lederer. Annie was gone two days...
查理便去纹身 ...when Charlie got himself tattooed.
在胸口纹了一条大青龙 两肩各纹一只蝴蝶 Green dragon on his chest, butterfly on the shoulders.
不 我不能 工作… Not me. Oh, no, work, work--
我要在这里工作至6点 然后去街角的沙龙吃晚餐 I'll work till 6, then have dinner at the saloon--
不能去沙龙 要听桑摩斯医生的话 不能喝酒 No! No saloon, no drinking like Dr. Summers said.
我知道我该怎样了 我要去第三街的素食餐厅吃饭 I know, I'll try that vegetarian restaurant.
健康食物 没错 Health food, that's the stuff.
人体是一精细微妙的机器 The human body is a very delicate machine.
不能有马丁尼 或匈牙利炖牛肉来污染它 You can't run it on martinis and goulash.
特别是天气这么热 Especially in this hot weather.
- 小姐 结账 - 好的 - Miss, may I have the check, please? - Yes, sir.
我来算算 你点了七号特餐 大豆汉堡 Let's see. We had the special, the soybean hamburger...
跟大豆薯条 ...with French-fried soybeans.
大豆果冻跟薄荷茶 Soybean sherbet and peppermint tea.
别忘了我的餐前特饮 I had a cocktail to start.
对 还有冻酸菜汁 对吧? Yes, we had the sauerkraut juice on the rocks.
你一定很高兴 因为你点的餐只有260卡路里 You'll be proud to know that the meal was only 260 calories.
我的确很高兴 I am proud.
一共是1元2角7分 That'll be $1.27.
- 不用找 - 我们不准收小费的 但如果你想的话 - Keep the change. - We don't permit tipping.
我会把它放进裸体主意基金的筹募箱 I can put it in our nudist camp fund.
- 没问题 - 谢谢你 - You do that. - Oh, thank you, sir.
裸体主义是很值得推行的 我们得把这讯息传播出去 It's a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people.
得教大家露出可怜受苦的身体 让身体有喘息的空间 To unmask our suffocating bodies and let them breathe again.
衣服是人类的敌人 没有衣服便没有疾病和战争 Without clothes there'd be no sickness and no war.
先生 我问你 你能想象两支在战场上的军队 Can you imagine two armies on the battlefield...
不穿制服 全身光溜溜的? ...no uniforms, completely nude?
假若不能分辨敌友 他们就会再度和平相处 No way of telling friend from foe, all brothers together.
晚安 Good night
等一下 先生 你忘了你的桨 Just a moment, sir. You forgot your paddle.
谢谢 Thank you.
我喜欢这间屋 I like this house.
为什么海伦老是说要搬去… Why does Helen want to move into one of those...
11区那像监狱一样的大房子? ...buildings out of Riot in Cellblock 11?
这里舒服多了 一栋楼只住了三户人家 So much nicer here. Just three apartments.
我们家和楼上的卡夫曼家 Ours, Kaufmans upstairs...
顶楼是两个室内设计师之类的 ...and two guys on the top, interior decorators or something.
大家不在了 一切变得好安静 真的好安静 It's peaceful with everybody gone. Sure is peaceful.
没有卡通 也没有连续剧 No Howdy Doody. No Captain Video.
没有煮饭的味道 没有老婆问 "今天工作怎样啊 甜心" No smell of cooking. No "What happened at the office dareing?"
工作还能怎么样 我一枪把布兰迪的头轰掉了 What happened at the office, I shot Mr. Brady in the head, .
强迫摩丽丝跟我亲热 made violent love to Miss Morris...
放火烧了30万本的《小妇人》 那就是今天工作上的事 ...and set fire to 300, 000 copies of Little Women. That's what happened.
工作还能怎么样? 真的好安静 What can happen at the office? It sure is peaceful.
"理查德 用开瓶器开" "Use the opener, Richard."
"原料碳酸水 柠檬酸 玉米果糖 "Carbonated water, citric acid, corn syrup...
人造红桑子香料 ...artificial raspberry flavoring...
纯植物色素及防腐剂" ...vegetable colors and preservative."
我想请桑摩斯医生解释一下 Why is this stuff better for you...
为什么这玩意比一杯威士忌加青柠水好? ...than a little scotch and a twist of lemon?
我真的很想知道 I'd really like to know.
海伦10点会打电话来 Helen's gonna call at 10.
我想最好看点书 I guess I better do a little reading.
我把布鲁贝克博士的手稿带来了 I brought Dr. Brubaker's manuscript home with me--
瑞奇 Ricky!
好 在哪里? 另一只在哪里? Okay, where is it? Where is the other one?
我知道它在附近等着陷害我 I know it's lurking here somewhere to get me.
录像带队长的 另一只溜冰鞋在哪儿? Where is Captain Video's other roller skate?
什么人? Now, who's that?
- 有什么事吗? - 很抱歉打扰你了 - Yes, what is it? - I'm sorry to bother you.
但我忘了带大门的锁匙 所以得按你家的门铃 I forgot my key, so I had to ring your bell.
我觉得自己好蠢 I do stupid
一点也不要紧 It's perfectly all right.
随时欢迎你按门铃 还有什么需要我帮忙的吗? Anytime. Anything else I can do for you?
- 有啊 麻烦你再按一次 - 按什么? -Yes would you mind pressing it again? - Press what?
开门钮 我的电风扇卡住了 The button, my fan's caught in the door.
当然 Oh, of course.
- 谢谢 - 你住在这里? - Thanks. - Do you live in our building?
对 住在卡夫曼家 我今年夏天会住在这里 他们到欧洲去了 In the Kaufmans' apartment. They're in Europe.
真的太棒了 你住在这里一定会很愉快 这栋屋既漂亮又安静 I know you'll be happy here. It's a very quiet building.
没有狗 没有小孩 只有两个室内设计师 No dogs, no children, just two interior decorators.
你 当然还有我 And you, and of course, me.
- 没事吧? - 当然没事 没事 - You all right? - Oh, sure, fine.
晚安 Well, good night.
晚安 Good night.
好了 Well, now.
我该请她喝一杯 只要做个好邻居而已 Maybe I should have asked her in for a drink.
让她自在一点 毕竟我们现在是一家人了 Make her feel at home. After all, we're one big family here.
不 不 Oh, no, no.
我得看布鲁贝克的稿子 我真的得把它看完 I've got to get to work on the Brubaker book.
明天要跟他见面 所以得先把稿子看完 I'm gonna talk to him about it tomorrow, so I better.
《男人的潜意识》 路威格·布鲁贝克博士著 Of Man and the Unconscious, by Dr. Ludwig Brubaker.
这书名真烂 Some title.
天啊 我得改掉书名 一定要改 We'll have to soup this one up, that's for sure.
10点钟 Ten o'clock.
海伦10点钟才会打电话来 Helen's not gonna call till 10:00.
希望这东西不会 令我10点前已睡了 I hope this thing keeps me awake till 10:00.
第三章 Chapter three:
"中年男性的压抑 "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male.
那是因 也是果" Its Roots and Its Consequences."
海伦因为紧张 才会在10点打电话给我 Helen has a lot of nerve calling me at 10:00.
这显示她对我很没信心 It shows a definite lack of trust.
她以为她一走 我便会开始抽烟吗? 喝醉酒? What does she think I'm gonna do? Start smoking? Get drunk?
或是去纹身? 查理纹了一条大青龙 真是的 Or tattooed? Charlie... Big, green dragon.
她一定是以为我会带女人回家 I bet she thinks I'll have girls up here.
真的太可怕了 That's terrible thing.
结了婚7年 我从没做过那样的事 一次也没有 Seven years we've been married. I've never done anything like that.not once
别以为我不会做 因为我可以的 很多女人都喜欢我 Don't think I couldn't have either. Because I could have, plenty.
真的很多 Plenty.
不要笑 海伦 Don't laugh, Helen.
告诉你 我对女人可真有吸引力 I happen to be very attractive to women.
你对我有吸引力啊 亲爱的 当然了 因为我嫁了给你 You're attractive to me, dearing, but I'm used to you.
这话题不适合男人跟太太谈 This isn't a thing one likes to discuss his wife...
但你可能已经察觉 多年来不断有女人对我投怀送抱 But might you know, the women have been throwing themselves at me for years.
没错 海伦 有很多美女爱我 That's right, Helen, beautiful ones, plenty of them.
- 数都数不完 - 说一个来听听 - Acres and acres of them. - Name one.
这很难 实在多得记不清 真的很多 It's hard just offhand, but there have been plenty of them.
好吧 是你自己要问的谈谈我的秘书吧 all right, you asked for it. Take my secretary, for instance.
对你来说 她根本不值一提 摩丽丝小姐一个小秘书一个花瓶 To you, she's just Miss Morris, a piece of office furniture.
一个用十指帮我打文件的人 Ten fingers to type my letters.
让我来告诉你吧 Well, let me tell you.
- 摩丽丝 这封信是你打的吗? - 是的 舍曼先生 - Miss Morris. Did you type this letter? - Yes, Mr. Sherman.
单单第一段你已打错了六处 There are six errors in the first paragraph.
- 你是怎么了? - 我… - What is the matter with you? - But I
- 快说 摩丽丝小姐 你怎么了? - 我告诉你 - Come on, what's the matter with you? - I'll tell you what's the matter.
我爱上你了 那就是我的问题 我第一天上班就已经爱上你了 I'm in love with you. I have been since the day I came here.
深深地 疯狂地 不可自拔地爱上了你 为了你 我什么都愿意 Deeply, madly, desperately, all-consumingly.
但你把我当作什么? 什么也不是 只是一个花瓶 一个小秘书 And to you I'm nothing, just a piece of furniture.
一个用十指帮你打文件的人 Ten fingers to type your letters with.
舍曼先生 看着我 我是个女人 一个女人 你听到了没有? Mr. Sherman, take a look at me. I'm a woman, do you hear?
我有血有肉 有神经有感觉 With flesh and blood and nerves and feelings!
我爱你 我需要你 我要你… I'm in love with you. I need you, I want you. I want you...
就这样了 摩丽丝小姐 That will be all, Miss Morris.
你还记得那件被撕破的衬衫吧? 告诉你那是怎么一回事吧 You remember that torn shirt, Helen? Now you know how it happened.
事实上 那是在中国人开的洗衣店弄破的 It got torn at the laundry, that's how it happened.
你的想象力大丰富了 What an imagination!
海伦 你不明白的是 这就是我和女人之间的关系 You don't realize, Helen, this about women and me:
我一进房间 她们立即感觉得到 I walk into a room and they sense it.
我燃起了她们心中的欲火 我困扰着她们 I arouse something in them, I bother them.
那是我原始的男性吸引力 那真的很特别 It's a kind of animal thing I've got. It's quite extraordinary.
你唯一特别的就是你的想象力 The only extraordinary thing is your imagination.
海伦 去年冬天我开刀割盲肠时 Helen. Last winter when I had my appendix out...
你还记得照顾我的那个护士吗? ...do you remember the nurse?
护士? 你是说那可爱的灰发老女士吗? Nurse? you mean that sweet, little old lady with the gray hair?
她是日班的 That was the day nurse.
但你没见过夜间的那个护士吧? 芬丝小姐 You never saw the night nurse, a certain Miss Finch.
可怜的芬丝小姐 她挣扎了那么久 Poor Miss Finch. She fought it as long as she could.
- 终于有一晚… - 理查德 - But then one night... - Richard!
芬丝小姐 不要 今晚不行 Miss Finch, please, not again tonight.
我们的时间那么少 We have so little time.
一旦他们帮你拆了线 我便将永远的失去你 Soon they'll take out your stitches and I'll have lost you forever.
不要 芬丝小姐 人应该要有道德的 Please, Miss Finch. There is such a thing as ethics.
当心 你是有执照的护士 Remember, you are a registered nurse.
道德? 我曾有过 在我年轻时 Ethics? Once I had ethics. Once I was young.
在我还有梦想时 在我成为持照护士时 然后你出现了 Once I had ideals.Once I was registered! And then you happened.
芬丝小姐 连续五晚你都来帮我量脉搏 Miss Finch, for five nights now you've been taking my pulse.
我不相信 你没注意到我的冷淡 I hard believe.Have you never noticed this simple band of gold?
你使我困扰 当他们把你推入手术室时 我心如鹿撞 You've bothered me since they wheeled you into the operating room.
我不知为何 你有一种原始的男性吸引力 I can't understand it. There's this animal thing about you.
不要 芬丝小姐 我的绷带 Please, Miss Finch, my adhesions.
我们一起离开这里吧 偷一辆救护车逃到郊野去 Let's crash out of here. Let's steal an ambulance.
芬丝小姐 你不适合穿那制服 You're not fit to wear that uniform.
你坏透了 You're rotten to the core.
打我吧 打到你手软为止 Beat me till your arms ache.
那只会使我更想要得到你 I'll only come crawling back for more.
芬丝小姐 你逼我采取行动 Miss Finch.You're forcing me to take measures...
以免你伤害到自己 ...to protect you from yourself.
不 不 No, no!
不 放开我 放开我 不 Put me down! Put me down!
海伦 那就如飞蛾扑火一般 The moth and the flame, that's what it was.
可怜的芬丝小姐 希望我没伤得她太重 Poor Miss Finch. I hope I didn't singe her wings too badly.
理查德 你看太多书和电影了 You read too many books and see too many movies.
不如拿你最好的朋友 也就是你的伴娘伊莲娜来说吧 For instance, take Elaine. Your best friend, your bridesmaid.
我来告诉你去年夏天时 我跟伊莲娜在西港发生什么事 Let me tell you about that weekend in Westport last summer.
当时你正在跟李德夫妇打牌 你一点也没留意到 You were playing canasta, suspecting nothing.
伊莲娜和我去散步 不只是散步 Elaine and I went for a walk. Walk!
我们还游了泳 在月光下游泳 We went swimming, moonlight swimming.
你这原始的男性吸引力 到底是什么? 你使我心慌意乱 What is this strange animal thing you have? It bothers me.
第一次见你就已如此 It's bothered me since the first time I saw you.
以后也将永远不会改变 And it'll bother me always, from here to eternity.
你得抵抗啊 伊莲娜 你要坚定一点 你得记住我属于另一个女人 You must fight it, Elaine. Remember, I belong to another.
理查德 Richard!
这不可能的 你很清楚 我家有个美丽的 爱我的 信任我的太太 This can never be. I have a devoted, trusting wife at home.
还有一个可爱的小孩 And a freckle-faced little space cadet.
理查德 Richard.
理查德 Richard!
海伦 我只能说由此可知 So, Helen, in light of the circumstances...
你10点打电话给我是要检查我 ...I resent your calling to check up on me.
但你真的不必担心我 Don't worry about me.
记着 虽然我很有吸引力 Although I have tremendous personal magnetism...
我还是个很坚定的人 ...I also have strength of character.
而且你的想象力很丰富 And tremendous imagination.
最近你开始幻想电影桥段 甚至加入了立体声 You've begun to imagine it Cinema scope, with stereophonic sound.
好 Well...
回去工作 ...back to work.
第三章 Chapter three:
"中年男性的压抑 那是因 也是果" "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. Its Roots and Its Consequences."
海伦她很担心 我知道她很担心 Helen is worried. I just know she is.
她假装不在乎 但她骗不了我 She plays it cool, but she can't fool me.
她很担心 不然她干嘛晚上还打电话回来? Why else would she call in the middle of the night?
或许她认为自己不再年轻了 她已经31岁了 She probably figures she isn't as young as she was. She's 31.
当她明白自己美貌不再时 她该怎么办? One day she'll wake up and find her looks are gone.
难怪她会担心 No wonder she's worried.
尤其是我的外表看来只像28岁 I don't look different than I did when I was 28.
不是我的错 这是与生俱来的 It's not my fault, it's just a simple biological fact.
女人老得比男人快 Women age quicker than men.
对 或许到了60岁 我还是这副模样 我这小白脸 I won't look different when I'm 60. I have that kind of a face.
大家都会认为她是我的妈 Everybody'll think she's my mother.
喂 妈 Hello, Mother?
海伦 Oh, Helen!
我以为你10点才会打来 还好吗? I wasn't expecting you to call till 10. Everything all right?
这里一切如常 但没有你使我很空虚 Everything's fine here. Seems pretty empty without you, though.
没什么事? Just sitting out on the terrace...
我只是坐在阳台上喝汽水而已 ...drinking, getting fractured on raspberry soda.
小瑞奇怎样? 是吗? Little Ricky okay? Oh, he did?
他很久没那样了 可能是兴奋的关系 He hasn't done that for a long time. It's the excitement.
没错 That's nice.
没有 Not all
你在火车碰到谁? 汤姆·麦肯齐? Who did you meet on the train? Tom MacKenzie?
他在那做什么? What's he doing up there?
我建议你别走近汤姆·麦肯齐 10公尺范围内 My advice is to avoid Tom like the plague.
他帮瑞奇拿独木舟又怎样 不要让他拿瑞奇的独木舟 I don't want him carrying Ricky's kayak.I don't want him carrying Ricky's kayak.
如果要人帮瑞奇拿 那人便是你 If anybody carries Ricky's kayak, it's gonna be you.
天气如何? 凉爽吗? How's the weather? Cool?
这里热死了 对 跟火炉一样 It's steaming here, like an oven.
对 我很累 Yeah, I'm pretty tired myself.
晚安 晚安 亲爱的 Night. Good night, darling.
第三章 Chapter three:
"中年男性的压抑 "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male.
那是因 也是果" Its Roots and Its Consequences."
加点青柠或酒或可令这好喝些 Maybe a twist of lemon would help this, or a shot of Worcestershire.
上面的 发生什么事? 想谋杀吗? Hey, what's the big idea?! You wanna kill somebody?
- 怎么了? - 什么"怎么了"? - What's the matter? - This great cast-iron pot...
你的大铁盆差点砸死我 那就是… ...practically killed me. Like...
是你啊 嗨 又见面了 Oh, it's you. Well, hello again.
发生什么事? 天啊 蕃茄盆掉了下去 What happened? Oh, the tomato plant fell over!
没错 It sure did.
- 真的很抱歉 - 别担心 没什么 - I'm terribly sorry. - It's nothing.
没什么? 看看那张可怜的椅子 Look at that poor chair!
当然 我会赔偿给你 希望它不是什么价值连城的古董 I'll pay for it. I hope it's not some priceless antique.
- 别管它 不过是便宜货罢了 - 我有什么可以帮你呢? - It's just early Sears, Roebuck. - If there's anything I can do...
帮我什么? 真的 没什么好担心 Do what? There's nothing to worry about.
很高兴你不生气 答应我 你不会去碰它 I'm certainly glad you're not mad. Now don't touch it.
我明天会请人来处理的 I'll have the janitor come down...
我会付他5分钱 晚安 ...and take care of it. Good night.
- 等一下 - 什么事? - Hey there! Wait a minute. - Yes?
你能帮我做一件事 如果你愿意的话 I'll tell you one thing you could do.
如果也有空的话 If you're not doing anything else more important.
你赏脸下来喝一杯吗? Would you have a drink with me?
- 谢谢 我很乐意 - 你愿意? - Thanks, I'd love it. - You would?
当然 那一定会很好玩 Sure, it'd be fun.
我去厨房穿件衣服后就过去 Let me just go and put something on. I get dressed in the kitchen.
厨房? the kitchen.
对 当天气这么热时 你知道我会怎么做吗? Yes.When it's hot like this, you do know I do?
我把内衣放进冰箱里 I keep my undies in the icebox.
- 冰箱里? - 一会见 - In the icebox? - See you in a minute.
放进冰箱… In the icebox!
墨菲医生 我真的很需要抽烟 I really need it, Dr. Murphy. Honest I do.
墨菲医生 别担心 只此一支 Don't worry, Dr. Murphy Just one, that's all.
焦油和松脂的味道爽极了 All those lovely injurious tars and resins.
我都得跟你坦白啊 桑摩斯医生 And now a small concession from Dr. Summers?
桑摩斯医生 讲讲理 我无法毫无依靠地活下去 Doctor, let's be reasonable. Can't fly on one wing.
好吧 加点汽水 Okay, I'll put some soda in it.
"你赏脸下来饮杯吗?" "谢谢 我很乐意" "Do you want to come in for a drink?" "I'd love it."
就像那样 Just like that.
她还是个美女 一定是模特儿或演员 A beautiful girl too. Must be a model or actress.
气氛 需要一点气氛 Atmosphere. I need a little atmosphere.
蕃茄 Tomato plant.
电风扇被门夹住了 Fan caught in the door.
我到底在做什么? 真的太可笑了 What am I doing? This is absolutely ridiculous.
海伦才刚离开我就带女人回来 The first night Helen leaves, I'm bringing dames in here.
放松 Take it easy.
请邻居来喝一杯 没什么不对 There's nothing wrong with asking a neighbor down for a drink.
只希望她不要会错意 I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea.
或许她认为可以下来大玩特玩 她会大吃一惊的 If this dame thinks she's in for a big time, she's in for a surprise.
喝完一杯酒她就得回家 不错 我是个快乐的已婚男人 One drink and out! I'm a happily married man.
或者我们该来点轻音乐 Maybe a little soft music.
她可能在盛装打扮 She's probably getting all fixed up.
她可能穿用冰箱冷藏过的衣服 She'll probably wear some ice-cold evening dress.
我来看看 德彪西 拉斐尔 Let's see. Debussy, Ravel.
史特拉汶斯基 史特拉汶斯基只会吓怕她 Stravinsky. Stravinsky'd only scare her.
就是这了 拉赫玛尼诺夫 给她全套的享受 Here's the baby, Rachmaninoff. Give her the full treatment.
一进来便充满震撼力 Come in like gangbusters.
是拉赫玛尼诺夫了 Good old Rachmaninoff.
第二钢琴协奏曲 从不出错的 The Second Piano Concerto. Never misses.
你来了 我很高兴 You came. I'm so glad.
- 是拉赫玛尼诺夫 - 第二钢琴协奏曲 - Rachmaninoff. - The Second Piano Concerto.
- 这不公平 - 不公平? 为什么? - It isn't fair. - Not fair? Why?
每当听到这曲子我便全身酥软 - Every time I hear it, I go to pieces. - Oh?
可以坐在你旁边吗? May I sit next to you?
请坐 Please do.
它敲打着 震撼着我 It shakes me, it quakes me.
它让我的心都碎了 It makes me goose-pimply all over.
我不知道自己在哪儿 自己是谁 自己在做什么 I don't know where I am, or who I am, or what I'm doing.
不要停… 千万不要停 Don't stop, don't stop. Don't ever stop.
- 为什么停下来? - 你知道我为什么停下来 - Why did you stop? - You know why I stopped.
- 为什么? - 因为 - Why? - Because.
我要拥你入怀亲吻你 Because now I'm going to kiss you...
狂野奔放地亲吻你 ...very quickly and very hard.
等一下 亲爱的 One moment, my dear.
你来了 You came.
对 我是来拿地毯的 Yeah, I came for the rugs.
什么地毯? 你想干嘛 克拉哈利先生? The rugs? What is it you want?
卧室的地毯 我答应舍曼太太来拿卧室的地毯 The bedroom rugs. I promised Mrs. Sherman.
听着… 先生 Look, Mr. Kruhulik--
- 夏天有很多蛀虫的 - 别管我的地毯 - It's on account of the moths. - Forget the rugs.
别管? 你太太回来时会发现地毯被蛀出个大洞来 Forget? Your wife is gonna find them full of big, gaping holes.
那由谁负责? 门房 老是门房该负责 Who'll get blamed? The janitor.
如果你担心 为何不等我明早上班后再来拿? If you're worried about.Pick them up tomorrow while I'm at the office.
明早不行 我明早要送太太跟小孩上火车 I can't. I'm taking the missus and the kids to the train.
- 他们要去避暑 - 好吧 那么你明天下午再来拿 - They're going to the country. - All right, in the afternoon then.
不行不行 我下午没空 我下午得去理发店 I can't do it then. I'm going to the barber in the afternoon.
去刮胡子 剪发 修甲 做个全套的美容 I'm gonna take a shave, haircut, manicure, the whole works.
或许会做面膜 May be make face
我全不在乎 你明天晚上再来 随时都可以 就是现在不行 I couldn't care less. Come tomorrow evening, Come anytime just not now.
明天晚上? 你认识公园道531号那个女佣吗? Tomorrow evening? Do you know the maid from 531 Park?
你应该看到她玲珑浮凸的身材吧? You must've seen her walking down the street with her fat poodle.
你在胡说什么? What you talking about?
少来了 舍曼先生 我们都是夏天的单身汉 别扮君子 Come now, we're both summer bachelors. Don't let's be naive.
晚安 克拉哈利先生 Good night, Mr. Kruhulik
玲珑浮凸? 他已经有四个孩子了 Big, fat poodle! He's got four kids.
在夏天 这里的人都不太对劲 真可耻 Something happens to people in the summer. It's disgraceful.
很晚了 她怎么还不来呢? 太荒谬了 It's late. Where is she? This is ridiculous.
她在做什么? 她早就该下来喝杯酒然后回去 She could've been here, had her drink and gone home already.
冰 我们需要冰 Ice, we'll need ice.
来了 Coming!
来了 Coming, coming!
嗨 Hi!
是我 你认得吗? It's me. Don't you remember?
从楼上掉蕃茄的… The tomato from upstairs.
当然了 蕃茄的… 请进 Of course, the tomato. Come in, please.
我真的很不好意思 不知道是怎么发生的 Honestly, I don't know how it happened.
我当时在浇水 这是我工作的一部分 I was watering the plants. I promised the Kaufmans I would.
没有水管 我便用调酒器浇水 then I living the hole
- 这是我唯一找到的 - 调酒器? - I was using the cocktail shaker. It's the only thing I found.- Cocktail shaker?
对 一个银色的小容器 然后 东西一下子便掉下去了 A little silver one. Then there was this terrible crash.
这可能会夺去你的生命的 或者这会构成误杀罪 You could've been killed. It's probably criminal negligence.
你可以上庭告人 而被告人大概便是我吧 You could've sued somebody. Me, probably.
不 你告不了我 因为你已经死了 但你的律师会帮你告我 Well, not you. You'd have been dead. Your lawyers could have.
我真的很难过 Oh I just fell terrible
我还活着 你想喝什么? Case dismissed. What would you like to drink?
不知道 什么也好 你家很漂亮 I don't know. Anything. You have a nice place here.
- 你一个人住? - 对 我一个人住 - You live here alone? - Yes, I live here alone. All alone.
- 这是溜冰鞋 是我的 - 你的? - It's a roller skate. Mine, you know. - Yours?
这可以调整的 我常去公园溜冰 你想喝些什么? It's adjustable. I skate a lot. What would you like to drink?
- 你会喝酒吧? - 当然 我酒量很大 - You do drink? - Sure, I drink like a fish.
- 你有杜松子酒吗? - 当然 你是说纯杜松子酒吗? - Do you have gin? - Of course. You mean straight gin?
不 加汽水 No, gin and soda, I guess.
- 加汽水? - 那样不对 是吧? 你是怎么喝杜松子酒的? - Gin and soda? - That's wrong. How do you drink gin?
通常是杜松子酒加汤力水 但我没有汤力水 There's gin and tonic, But I don't have tonic
还可以毯加苦艾酒 那就成了马丁尼了 and gin and vermouth, that's a martini.
听来不错 我来一杯那个吧 要大大杯的 That sounds cool. I'll have a glass of that. A big, tall one.
大大杯的马丁尼 Big, tall martini.
这里比卡夫曼家还舒服 This is a nicer apartment than the Kaufmans'.
卡夫曼家没有楼梯 For instance, the Kaufmans have no stairs.
- 这楼梯通往哪里? - 哪儿都不通 - Hey, where do they lead to? - No place.
哪儿都不通? 一座哪儿都不通的楼梯 我觉得它很优雅 No place? A stairway to nowhere. That's elegant.
我不会这么觉得 这以前是两层的住宅 I wouldn't say elegant. You see, this used to be a duplex.
这里跟卡夫曼家是连在一起的 Oh this is be place, This place is Kaufmans
后来房东把它隔成独立的两层楼 The landlord made two apartments out of it
做了天花板 也就是你们的地板 He just board ceiling, on you case your floor.
对 我还记得地上有一方形的小修补处 Oh, yes, I remember that patch in the floor.
第一天我就把磨皮刀掉到缝隙去 I dropped my cuticle pusher down the crack.
磨皮刀 对 Cuticle pusher. Yeah.
你的 大大杯马丁尼 Well, here you are. Big, tall martini.
- 谢谢 - 别客气 - Thanks. - You're welcome.
味道很好 或者要加点糖 Very good. Maybe it needs a bit more sugar.
不 我强烈反对马丁尼加糖 I'd strongly advise against putting sugar in a martini.
- 是吗? 为什么? - 因为… - You would? Why? - Well...
你得记住我的话 永远不要喝马丁尼加糖 Take my word for it. No sugar in a martini.
真有趣 我家乡的人都加很多糖到马丁尼里 Back home they put sugar in martinis.
- 家乡在哪儿? - 科罗拉多州的丹佛市 - Back home? Where? - Denver, Colorado.
喂 你有冷气机 Hey, you've got air conditioning!
- 它的功能如何? 快点打开吧 - 当然 - How does it work? Put it on. - Sure!
我每间房都有空调 卡夫曼家没有空调吗? I got air conditioning in every room. Don't the Kaufmans?
没有啊 楼上真的热死人了 所以我才会买电风扇 No, it's just terrible up there. That's why I bought the electric fan.
这真太优雅了 我就是受不了热 This feels just elegant. I'm just not made for the heat.
这是我第一次在纽约过夏天 真的快热死了 It's my first summer in New York, and it's killing me.
你知道我昨天怎么做吗? 我睡在浴缸里 Yesterday, I tried to sleep in the bathtub.
我躺在里面 颈以下都泡在冷水里 Just lying up to my neck in cold water.
是个好主意 Good idea.
但有点小意外 水龙头一直在滴水 我老是被吵醒 But the faucet kept dripping. It was keeping me awake.
知道我怎样应付吗? 我用大脚趾去塞住它 You know what I did? I pushed my big toe up the faucet.
这大概是美国人的发明了 They call that American know-how.
间题是我的脚趾被卡住 无法拔出来 Then my toe got stuck and I couldn't get it out again.
你拔不出来? You couldn't?
对 还好浴室里有电话 所以我打电话给水电工人 But there's a phone in the bathroom. I was able to call the plumber.
你打电话给水电工人? You called him?
当然 他人真的很好 虽然是星期天 我向他说出状况 He was very nice, even though it was Sunday.
他马上就赶来 He rushed right over.
间题都解决了吗? Everything come out okay?
- 当然 但那蛮丢脸的 - 是啊 我想象得到 - Sure. But it was embarrassing. - I can see how it might've been.
真的 我差点死掉 Honestly, I almost died.
结果我遇上一个很好的陌生水电工人 There I was with a strange plumber...
脚上的指甲油也掉光了 ...and no polish on my toenails.
- 你有烟吗? - 烟? 有啊 - You got a cigarette around? - A cigarette? Sure.
马上来 Coming UP-
- 请吧 - 你很怕烟被偷吗? - Here you are. - Are you afraid of burglars?
不 我只是在戒烟 戒烟的理论是… I'm just trying not to smoke. The theory is:
如果看不到烟 就不会想到烟 If you don't see them, you don't think about them.
当然 这不是百分之百有效 只不过是理论 总会有缺点的 It's not 100% foolproof. It's only a theory.
事实上 如果认真算起来 有一半时间我是在爬梯的 All you do is spend half your life dragging ladders back and forth.
还可能会摔断腿的 其实这方法真太可笑了 You could break a leg. It's just ridiculous.
在俱乐部 有个女孩只抽雪茄 At the club we had this girl who only smoked cigars.
我觉得她只是想让自己看来成熟一点 She only did it to make herself look older.
- 是哪间俱乐部? - 我搬来之前是住在一家俱乐部 - What club was that? - This club I lived at.
我讨厌那里 我要1点前回去 因为之后会锁门 I hated it. You had to be in by 1 a.m.lockde doors
现在我想玩通宵也没关系 Now I can stay out all night.
他们踢我出来 我真的很高兴 我是说他们要我搬走 I was glad when they practically asked me to leave.
- 他们为什么要你搬走? - 理由真是太烂了 - Why did they ask you to leave? - It was so silly.
我拍了张照片 结果被刊登在美国摄影杂志上 他们都很生气 I posed for a picture in U. S. Published in the American Camera and they got all upset.
那是什么照片? What was wrong with the picture?
那是张艺术照 I was-- It was one of these artistic pictures.
是在一个有浮木的海滩上拍的 On the beach, with driftwood.
- 那是最佳推荐的照片 - 在美国摄影杂志上 最佳推荐的照片? - It got honorable mention. - Honorable mention? In U. S. Camera?
那叫做"空间摄影" 因为你可以看到三样东西 It was called "Textures." You'd see three different kinds.
浮木 沙子和我 我一小时赚了25块 The driftwood, the sand and me. I got $25 an hour.
- 拍照得花上好几小时 - 你一定感到惊奇吧? - It took hours and hours. - You be surprised,
这工作听来很有趣 Sound like very interesting line of work
对 但我不再当模特儿了 现在我每两星期会上这电视节目 I don't do modeling anymore. Now I'm on TV every other week.
- 《亮晶晶牙膏时间》 - 那你是演员了? - The Dazzledent Toothpaste Hour. - You're an actress?
算是啦 我是负责广告部分的 Sort of. I do the commercial part.
真的? Really?
真的 那很好玩 首先 他们会在我的牙齿上涂上灰色的粉 Honest.It's a good part. They put gray makeup on my teeth...
以表现用了普通牙膏后 牙齿会变成什么样子 ...to show ordinary toothpaste.
然后把粉擦掉 表现用了亮晶晶牙膏的效果 Then they wipe it off to show how Dazzledent works.
我只需像这样坐在那里 大概坐14秒吧 I sit like this for about 14 seconds...
我还得说台词 ...and I get to speak lines too.
"我午餐吃了洋葱 晚餐吃了大蒜 "I had onions at lunch, I had garlic dressing at dinner.
但他从不知道 因为我用了全新的亮晶晶牙膏 But he'll never know. I stay kissing-sweet...
来保持接吻时的口气清新" ...the new Dazzledent way."
- 你做得非常好 - 谢谢 - You do that beautifully. - Thank you.
虽然大家没想到 但每次我在电视机上 People don't realize, but when I show my teeth on television
展示我的牙齿时 ...I appear before more people...
看见我的观众人数比看过莎拉·哈迪的更多 这想法是挺有趣的 ...than Sarah Bernhardt ever did. Something to think about.
一点不错 It certainly is.
我希望能够见到莎拉哈迪 她真的太捧了 Wish I were old enough to have seen her. Was she magnificent?
我真的不知道 我年纪并不大 I wouldn't know. I'm not that old myself.
我想你年纪的确不很大 对吧? I guess you're not really.are you?
我39 到8月才是 现在我还是38岁 I'm 39. I will be in August. At the moment I'm 38.
38? 我前天才22岁 Thirty-eight? I was 22, day before yesterday.
但我生日那天什么都没做 甚至没告诉任何人 I didn't do anything about it. I didn't tell anyone.
我为自己买了一瓶香槟 I did buy a bottle of champagne.
我想坐下来独自把香槟喝掉 I thought I'd sit there, drink it by myself.
- 听起来蛮凄凉的 - 不 - That sounds absolutely sad. - Oh, no!
那很优雅 躺在浴缸喝香槟 It would've been just elegant, lying in a bath, drinking champagne.
- 但我却打不开瓶子 - 是吗? 那很简单 只要懂秘诀就行 - But I couldn't get the bottle open. - You couldn't? There's nothing to it.it just secret
你能把它打开吗? You think you could get it open?
我相信可以 I'm pretty sure I could.
我有个好主意 我上楼去把香槟拿来 I've got an idea. I'll go up and get it.
我把它和薯片及内衣一起放在冰箱里 It's in the icebox with the potato chips and my underwear.
- 你有喝香槟的杯子吗? - 我想有吧 - Do you have champagne glasses? - I think so.
很好 我们会玩得很高兴的 Good! We'll have a wonderful time.
店员说那可是一瓶很好的香槟啊 The man says it's very good champagne.
- 要把薯片一起拿来吗? - 当然 可用来送酒 - Shall I bring the potato chips too? - Sure, let's shoot the works.
好 Ok
美国摄影杂志最佳推荐照片 Honorable mention in U.S. Camera.
美国摄影杂志 U. S. Camera.
"新项目 小孩和动物 人体漫游" "News Events. Children and Animals. The Human Body."
香槟杯… Champagne glasses. Champagne glasses.
电话 电话在哪儿? Phone, phone. Where's the phone?
喂 是谁? Hello? Who is it?
海伦 真是个很大的惊喜 Oh, Helen. Well, this is a surprise!
我真的太高兴了 你好吗? And a pleasant one. How are you?
我当然没事 我怎会有事呢? Sure, I'm all right. Why shouldn't I be all right?
我怎会听起来很奇怪呢? 这里一切很安好 In what way do I sound funny? Everything is just fine.
你有事吗? 你问我知不知道瑞奇忘了拿桨? What's your problem? Did I know Ricky forgot his paddle?
我拿着它走遍整个纽约 我当然会的 没错 I've been dragging that thing all over New York. Sure, I will.
我明天一早就会寄 晚安 I'll send it off first thing. Good night.
谁? 什么人在晚餐后找你? 汤姆·麦肯齐? Who? Who dropped in after dinner? Tom MacKenzie?
那个汤姆 他怎么样? Good old Tom. How is he?
喝酒? 谁? 我? 你为什么会有这念头 Drinking? Who, me? Whatever gave you that idea?
我只是在看一本关于浮木的书 I was sitting here reading a book about driftwood.
我们可能会出版的 它真的很有趣 有些讯息实在是… We may publish it. It's interesting. Some of the formations are--
海伦 我得挂电话了 我在放水洗澡 I'd better hang up. The bathtub is running over.
晚安 晚安 Good night. Night!
对不起 长途电话 一个在乡下的朋友问我关于桨的事情 Sorry, I was on the phone. A friend of mine in the country--
天啊 Oh, say!
我想不该穿着长裤喝香槟 It isn't right to drink champagne in pants.
可以帮我拉紧后面的带子吗? Would you mind fastening my straps?
当然… Oh, sure. Sure.
薯片 香槟 你真的会开香槟吗? Potato chips, champagne. You really think you can get it open?
是的 事实上 我只开过几次香槟 Oh, yeah. I've opened one or two before in my life.
不过是压力和反压力的原理 It's simply a matter of pressure and counter-pressure.
- 开始 - 你真的很强壮 - There she goes. - You've sure got powerful thumbs.
我有打羽毛球的习惯 I used to play a lot of badminton.
- 去拿杯子吧 - 好 - Get the glasses.- Ok
快 杯子 Quick, quick! The glasses!
- 怎么了? - 好像卡住了 - Pour it. - Seems to be stuck.
你好傻 用力拔 That's silly. Give it a good yank.
从来没发生过这种事的 This never happened before.
它一定是真空的 泡泡的吸引力令瓶子变成真空 It must be the vacuum. The bubbles create a vacuum.
看看有什么方法 Let me see if I can do it.
试试用扭的 I'll try to twist it.
- 你结了婚? - 我? 对 我结了婚 - You're married! - I am? Yes, lam.
我早就知道 看得出来 你像已婚男士 I knew it. I could tell. You look married.
事实上 我跟太太不是住在一起 Actually, my wife and I are separated.
我是说 只是暂时不住在一起 她去避暑了 Separated in the sense that she went away for the summer.
- 你们有孩子吗? - 不 有 只有一个年纪很小的小孩 - Any children? - No. Well, just one very little one.
这香槟真的很冷 我的手指快冻僵了 It's cold in there. Finger's getting numb.
打电话叫水电工来吧 他很会把东西拔出来 I could call the plumber. He's very good at this.
不 别叫水电工来 No, let's keep the plumber out of it.
你抓住钢琴 Grab hold of the piano.
小心 我去年割了盲肠 Careful, I had my appendix out last year.
- 没事吗? - 没事 - Are you all right? - Fine.
知道我已婚 你还要把香槟花在我身上吗? Do you wanna waste it now that you know I'm married?
我很高兴知道你结了婚 I think it's wonderful that you're married. Just elegant.
- 是吗? - 当然 - You do? - Of course.
我不会半夜三更随便躺在男人家喝酒 除非他已经结了婚 I wouldn't be lying on the floor with some man if he wasn't married.
这道理很有意思 That's an interesting line of reasoning.
当然 跟一个已婚男士在一起 一切都变得简单 With a married man it's so simple.
我是说情况不至于太糟 I mean, it can't possibly ever get drastic.
- 吃块薯片吧 - 太糟? 为什么会不太糟? - Have a potato chip. - In what sense can't it get drastic?
- 你或许不会相信 爱上我的人都不会有好结果 - 我相信 - You not believe, people keep falling in love with me. - I can believe it.
- 他们会突然泛起奇怪的念头 - 我也相信 - They get this strange idea. - I believe that too.
对 他们都会向我求婚 They ask me to marry them.
不知道他们为什么要这样 All the time. I don't know why they do it.
- 或许是紧张的关系 - 或者吧 - Maybe it's a kind of nervousness. - Maybe.
我只知道自己不想结婚 反正现在不想 I don't wanna get married. Not yet, anyway.
结婚比住在俱乐部更惨 That'd be worse than living at the club.
结婚后我又要一点前回家了 I'd have to get in by 1 again.
没错 或许吧 Very true, you would. At least occasionally.
那就是跟已婚男人一起的好处 That's what's wonderful about a married man.
不管发生什么事 他总不会向我求婚 No matter what, he can't ask you to marry him.
- 因为他已经结了婚 对吗? - 对 - He's married already. Right? - Right.
你真的不用担心我 我结婚了 是个已婚男人 You certainly don't have to worry about me. Am I ever a married man!
甚至是最纯正的已婚男人 我向你保证 I'm the most married man you'll ever know. And I promise...
无论如何 都不会向你求婚 永远都不会 ...I will never ask you to marry me, come what may.
- 要听点音乐吗? - 好 - Well, how about some music? - Fine.
看看有什么好听的 Let's see what we've got here.
德彪西 拉斐尔 史特拉汶斯基 Debussy, Ravel, Stravinsky.
这个怎么样? Hey, how about this one?
是拉赫玛尼诺夫 第二钢琴协奏曲 Rachmaninoff, the Second Piano Concerto.
我觉得你该会喜欢是拉赫玛尼诺夫 You look to me like a big Rachmaninoff girl.
是吗? 太有趣了 因为我不懂音乐 I do? Funny, I don't know anything about music.
不必懂得音乐 只需听便可以 You don't have to. Just listen to it, that's all.
- 那就是古典音乐 对吧? - 对 - This is classical music, isn't it? - Yes
我分得出来 因为一句歌词都没有 I can tell. There's no vocal.
别说话 Don't talk.
别抗拒 Don't fight it.
放轻松 伸展你的四肢 Relax. Go limp.
- 像这样? - 对 - Like this? - Yes.
让它席卷你全身 Let it sweep over you.
我喜欢的是 埃迪·费希尔 I got the biggest thing for Eddie Fisher.
人们常听这种东西的 Frequently, people go to pieces listening to this.
- 不会吧? - 是真的 - No kidding? - Yes.
它敲打着 令人震撼 It quakes them. It shakes them.
让人心都碎了 Makes them goose-pimply all over.
你试过拿薯片沾香槟吃吗? Did you ever dunk a potato chip in champagne?
味道很好嘛 吃吧 It's real crazy. Here.
- 很好吗? - 对 很好 - Isn't that crazy? - Yeah, pretty crazy.
我们最好让是拉赫玛尼诺夫去洗澡 恐怕这不是好主意 We'd better send Rachmaninoff off. This wasn't such a good idea.
别担心 一切都很顺利 Don't worry, everything's fine.
已婚男人 冷气机 A married man, air conditioning...
香槟和薯片 这个派对真的太好玩了 ...champagne and potato chips. It's a wonderful party.
看 你有美国摄影杂志 Hey! Look, you've got U.S. Camera!
是吗? 你觉得如何? I do? How about that!
我有美国摄影杂志 I've got U. S. Camera.
我买了很多本 但现在一本不剩 它们全都被偷光了 I bought a dozen copies of this but people kept stealing them.
为什么会这样? Why would they do that?
躺在沙滩上的就是我 That's me, right there on the beach.
我当时头发比较长 你留意到吗? My hair was a little longer then. Did you notice?
没留意到 我得问你一件事 No, I didn't. Let me ask you something.
当你们在拍照时 附近一定会有人经过 When they took this, there must've been some passersby.
应该会有些闲人在一旁 他们是怎么清场的? Other people around. How did they keep the crowd back?
我们一早便去拍 当时大家还没起床 It was taken early in the morning. Nobody was up.
- 除了… 你看到那边的影子了吗? - 是海鸥吗? - Except-- You see that shadow? - Is it a sea gull?
不 是海岸防卫队的直升机 他们一直在海滩上徘徊 No, a coast guard helicopter. He kept buzzing the beach.
或者你想我离开前为你签个名 大家都是想这样的 Maybe you'd like me to autograph this before I leave.
当然 但你还未想离开吧? Sure sure. You're not leaving yet, are you?
要再喝香槟吗? How about more champagne? .
- 我还要喝 - 好 - Love some - ok
是刚开那支 Just freshen it.
- 真的很抱歉 - 没关系 Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
我来帮你 Here.
我们还是该来点音乐 你懂弹钢琴吗? We should have some music. Do you play the piano?
现在不弹了 我小时候会弹一点 Not really. Not anymore. I used to. Just a little as a child.
- 去弹吧 - 好吧 - Go ahead, play something. - Well, all right.
看看还记得多少 真的挺难的 Let's see if I remember this. It's a little tricky.
是"筷子" 我也会弹 坐过去一点 "Chopsticks"! I can play that too. Shove over.
我不懂是拉赫玛尼诺夫 那种令人震撼的音乐 I don't know about that Rachmaninoff, shocking, it great....
但我真的喜欢这 but this really gets me
- 是吗? - 没错 - It does? - And how.
- 我全身都起鸡皮了 - 起鸡皮? - I can feel the goose pimples. - Goose pimples?
别停 Don't stop.
不要停 Don't stop.
- 为什么停下来? - 你知道我为什么停下来 - Why do you stop? - You know why.
为什么? Why
因为我要拥你入怀亲吻你 Because now I'm going to take you in my arms and kiss you...
狂野奔放地亲吻你 ...very quickly and very hard.
等一下 Hey, wait a minute!
- 发生什么事? 我有点搞不清楚 - 我不知道 - What happened? I lost track. - I don't know.
但这太糟糕了 我不知道该说什么了 This is terrible. There's nothing I can say.
除了对不起 Except that I'm terribly sorry.
我这辈子从未做过这种事 Nothing like this ever happened to me before.
真的吗? 我常遇到这种事啊 This happens to me all the time.
这令人无法原谅 This is unforgivable.
唯一的借口是我今晚有点失常 The only possible excuse is that I'm not quite myself tonight.
你最好快回家吧 Maybe it'd be better if you would just go.
- 为什么? 你太傻了 - 请你离开吧 我坚持 - Why? You're being silly. - Please go. I must insist.
拿你的薯片 走吧 Take your potato chips and go.
好的 如果你坚持的话 All right, if you really want me to.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
我觉得你是个很好的人 I think you're very nice.
好人? 你不是个好人 你疯了 一点也没错 Nice! You're not nice. You're crazy, that's what you are.
你真的疯了 You're runing amuck.
海伦才离开了一天 你就发疯了 Helen's gone for one day and you're running amuck.
抽烟 喝酒 搞女人 弹"筷子" Smoking, drinking, picking up girls, playing "Chopsticks."
你这副德性将活不过这个夏天 You're not gonna live through this summer. Not like this.
看看你充满血丝的眼睛 Look at those bloodshot eyes.
看看你的脸 一张可憎 下流 邪恶的脸 Look at that face, ravaged, dissipated, evil.
某天早上你一照镜子 发现自己变成这样子 兄弟 One morning you'll look in the mirror and that's all.
你这条老淫虫 The Portrait of Dorian Gray.
- 早安 舍曼先生 - 早安 摩丽丝小姐 - Good morning, Mr. Sherman. - Good morning, Miss Morris.
- 布兰迪先生到了吗? - 他一早就到了 - Mr. Brady get in yet? - Yes, he came in early.
- 我要见他 请把这个放到我桌上去 - 没问题 - I wanna see him. Put this on my desk. - Of course.
要我拿杯咖啡 甜甜圈进去吗? Mr. Sherman.Would you like me to get coffee and a doughnut?
不用 谢谢 No, thank you.Miss Morris
因为你家人都不在 我想或许你未吃早餐 Have you had breakfast, with the family away?
摩丽丝小姐 我可以料理自己的早餐 Miss Morris.I'm capable of fixing my own breakfast.
其实我吃了花生酱三文治 及两杯威士忌沙瓦 I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours.
- 布兰迪先生 - 舍曼 进来 - Mr. Brady. - Oh, Sherman, come in.
有什么事吗? Well, what is it?
我在公司待了很多年了 从没要你帮过忙 I've been with this company for years, and I've never asked for a favor.
但我现在要请你帮忙 But I'am asking a favor now
- 你二月才加过薪啊 - 我谈的不是钱 - You had a raise in February. - I'm not talking about that.
是比钱更重要的事 This is more important than money.
我要两星期的假 I want two weeks off
我太太跟孩子到乡下去了 我要去陪他们 my wife and son in the country.I want to join them
那是不可能的 舍曼 That is not possible, Sherman
现在是我们的旺季 我们要准备秋季的书单 This is our busy season. We're preparing our fall list.
我很紧张 也很难过 I'm very tense and upset.
我就快要精神崩溃了 我想如果可以跟太太在一起… I'm on the verge of a breakdown. If I could get back with my wife--
- 你结婚多久了? - 七年了 - How long have you been married? - Seven years.
如果你像我一样结了婚这么久 你会庆幸他们去了避暑 In a few years, you'll be delighted to get rid of them for the summer.
听我说 昨天下午 我把太太和孩子送到纳塔奇特 Shipped them to Nantucket yesterday afternoon...
之后我就没睡觉 ...and I haven't been to bed since.
喝酒 食雪茄 玩扑克牌 玩到今早9点15分 Drank bourbon, smoked cigars, played poker till this morning.
然后直接到办公室来 我这辈子从没这么快乐过 Came to the office. Never felt better in my life.
九月前 也就是他们回来之前 我都不会去睡觉的 I may not go to bed at all till the family gets back in September.
如果我再继续独自待在纽约 If I stay in New York alone...
我可能活不到九月了 ...there's a chance I may not live to see September.
太荒谬了 你只是有点寂寞 我会照顾你的 That's ridiculous, Sherman. You're just a little lonely.
我们今晚一队吧 看看我们的运气怎样 What about us teaming up tonight, seeing if we can get lucky?
不一定要玩扑克牌 It doesn't have to be just poker.
我们可以真正轻松的玩个够 We'll cut loose and have us a real hootenanny.
谢谢 但我想还是不要吧 我真的不想玩 随便你吧 It's very kind of you, but I don't think-- No hootenannies.
既然你来了 再跟你说一件事 我一直在想秋季的书单 Suit yourself, but I've been thinking about that fall list.
我有个念头 I'm not a permission
你觉得25%重印 What would you think of a 25-cent reprint...
- 袖珍本《格雷的画像》可以吗? - 《格雷的画像》? -...of The Portrait of Dorian Gray? - Dorian Gray?
那本书不错 给那本书一个机会 Look what we'll be giving them for a quarter!
腐败 欲望 堕落 一个年轻人的故事 Vice, lust and corruption. The story of a young man:
他外表看来健康聪明 舍曼 就像你一样 On the surface, clear-eyed and healthy, just like you.
但骨子里 他是无恶不作的混蛋 But underneath, dry rot.
他的灵魂已经是无可救药的了 The termites of sin and depravity, gnawing at his soul.
你觉得怎样呢? How does that strike you?
不 不 不 No, no. No.
第六章 Chapter six:
"布鲁贝克-史提李奇理论 已婚男性偶尔出轨模式 "The Infidelity Pattern in the Married Male...
或称为'七年之痒' ...or the 'seven-year itch.'
通过一万八千对夫妇的研究 A study of 18, 000 marriages conducted by myself...
史提李奇博士和我相信 中年丈夫的外遇比率 ...leads us to believe that the 'urge curve'' in the husband...
在结婚第七年达到最高 ...rises sharply during the seventh year.
史提李奇博士戏称这现象为七年之痒 This phenomenon is humorously referred to as the seven-year itch.
然而 除掉幽默的一面 Far from humorous, this unfortunate urge...
这种不幸现象发生的机会率是84.6% ...strikes 84.6% of the married male population...
在夏季 出轨率更高达91.8%" ...rising to an alarming 91.8% during the summer months."
我改变主意了 Changed my mind.
"个案A: 葛斯托·梅耶汉 莱比锡的狂热者 "Case history A: Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig.
他非常极端 但没什么特别的 An extreme, but not unusual case of the seven-year itch...
七年之痒的病历发生在1912年德国的莱比锡 ...occurred in Leipzig, Germany in 1912.
葛斯托·梅耶汉是个中年的生意人 Gustaf Meyerheim, a middle aged business man,
他快乐地度过了七年的婚姻生活 happily married for seven years...
突然间…" 七年? ...suddenly--" Seven years!
- 我是布鲁贝克博士 我来找舍曼先生 - 午安 博士 - Dr. Brubaker to see Mr. Sherman. - Good afternoon Doctor.
你早到了15分钟 You've got 15 minutes early
我知道 我3点的病人谈到一半便跳窗子走了 Yes, my 3:00 patient jumped out of the window.
所以我有史以来第一次空出15分钟 在哪边? So I'm ahead of 15 minutes schedule. Which door?
这边 This one.
- 午安 舍曼先生 - 布鲁贝克博士 - Good afternoon, Mr. Sherman. - Dr. Brubaker.
你一直在看我的《男人的潜意识》 I see you've been working on my book.
对 博士 很好的一本书 It's a wonderful book. Very important.
- 给读者很重要的讯息 - 我想是吧 - It has something for everyone. - Yes.
博士 你一定会很高兴 因为我们将大肆宣传这本书 You'll be happy to know that we're giving it a big promotion.
两个月后 这本书将于所有美国的杂货店供选购 You'll be seeing this in every drugstore in America.
- "性与暴力"? - 我们得改一改书名 - "Of Sex and Violence"? - We had to soup up the title.
请问这是什么意思? What does this represent?
它代表葛斯托·梅耶汉 莱比锡的狂热者 Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig...
记得吗 他恐吓其中一位受害者 看来很吸引吧? ...terrorizing one of his victims. Isn't that sensational?
我得提醒你葛斯托梅耶汉很矮 而且他脸上长满红胡子 May I remind you that Meyerheim was small, with a red beard?
博士 你在吹毛求疵 Doctor.You're picky
没有人会知道的 Nobody knows that.
在莱比锡的人会知道 They know it in Leipzig.
还有 我得跟你说 梅耶汉的受害者 都是中年妇女 Further more.And all his victims were middle-aged women.
博士 想想看 男人恐吓年轻美女的画面 Now look Doctor.Don't you think it'd be more effective...
不是比较有力吗? 我是在说宣传效果 ...to show a man terrorizing a young girl, sales-wise?
我不是推销员 我是个科学家 一个博士 治疗心理疾病的 I'm not a salesman. I'm a doctor. I heal sick minds.
我尽力去为人们除去不安 精神疾病和内心的紧张 I find ways to root out insecurities, neuroses, inner tensions...
- 博士 你在看什么? - 没什么 - What is it? What are you looking at? - Nothing.
- 这代表了什么吗? - 不 不算严重 或许是暴风雨前的警告 - Does that mean something, doctor? - No, nothing serious.
- 精神病的风暴即将来袭 - 太荒谬了 - Dark clouds on the psychic horizon. - That's preposterous.
姆指抽动 不是紧张就是肌肉拉伤 A twitch in a thumb, a nerve or a muscle.
你们心理学家就是喜欢夸大 这太可笑了 You psychiatrists make a case out of it. Of all the ridiculous...
- 博士 你收费贵吗? - 非常贵 - Are you very expensive? - Very.
- 我相信你偶尔会有例外的 - 从来不会 - I'm sure you make exceptions. - Never.
或许这是你很感兴趣的个案 If a case really interests you?
一小时50块的个案 一向都让我感兴趣 At $50 an hour, all my cases interest me.
但如果你遇到很特别的病人 例如另一个葛斯托·梅耶汉 If you run into something spectacular, another Gustaf Meyerheim--
博士 你一定不会相信 但昨晚 You wouldn't believe this, but last night...
我发现自己在威胁一名年轻女子 ...I found myself terrorizing a young lady.
所以你的姆指才会抽动 That could account for the thumb.
事实上 情况没那么糟 我太夸张了 只是犯了一小错误 Actually, it wasn't that bad. I just made a little boo-boo.
心理分析无法判定对错 Psychoanalysis doesn't recognize the boo-boo as such.
我们只会找出潜意识里的根源 Everything is unconscious.
博士 相信我 我当时非常清醒 Doctor, believe me, I was completely conscious.
我要她离开 拿着薯片离开 I told her to take her potato chips and go.
- 薯片… 请躺下 - 是的 博士 - Potato chips. If you please... - All right, doctor.
博士 我麻烦大了 我结了婚 I'm in serious trouble. I'm married.
"真的很麻烦 已婚男人" 到目前为止还很正常 "Serious trouble. Married." So far, normal.
我结婚七年了 I've been married for seven years.
我怕我患上你和史提李奇博士说的七年之痒 I'm coming down with what you call the seven-year itch.
- 我该怎么办呢? - 如果痒的话 最好的方法是去抓一抓 - What am I going to do? - If something itches, scratch.
我昨晚抓过了 有一位年轻的女孩 突然间我脑海一片空白 I scratched. There was this lady. Everything went black.
我非礼她… 应该是我试图非礼她 I terrorized her, I attempted to terrorize her.
这样看来 你的企图是失败了 The attempt was unsuccessful?
没错 我们因而从钢琴椅摔下 Definitely. All I did was knock us both off the piano bench.
我得把事情弄清楚 你试图在钢琴椅上 Let me understand. You attempted to terrorize...
非礼一位年轻女孩 ...a young lady on a piano bench?
对 Yes.
你到底想对谁做出这种傻事? And on whose person was this attempt committed?
博士 你看 我把这带在身边 Here, doctor. I brought this with me.
我无法把它留在家里 I didn't wanna leave it lying around the house.
那就是她 That's her.
她当时头发比较长 Her hair was a little longer then.
那叫做"空间摄影" 因为你可以看到三种不同的主题 It's called "Textures" because you can see three different textures.
浮木 沙子和她 Driftwood, sand and her
这张照片还得到最佳推荐奖 It got honorable mention.
太棒了 我得赞扬你 你品味太好了 Splendid. I congratulate you on your good taste.
这块浮木的结构也很有趣 Interesting driftwood formation too.
然而你来问我的建议 我跟你说 千万别再犯了 I'll give you my advice. Do not attempt it again.
如果还是想犯 找个大一点的空间 But if you should, give yourself room to work in.
无论如何 别在难以平衡的钢琴椅上做 Do not attempt it balanced on a piano bench.
这种行为一开始便注定会失败 Such an attempt is doomed.
- 博士 我爱我的太太 - 我们都是啊 你的时间到了 - I love my wife. - Don't we all? Your time is up.
如果你需要进一步的分析… 打电话到我办公室来 If you find yourself in need of further analysis, phone my office.
护士会安排门诊时间 The nurse will arrange the appointments
至于我的书 你的麻烦解决后再来谈吧 As for my book, we'll resume discussion as your...has subsided.
万一这女孩告诉别人呢 如果她告诉任何人 If she tells anybody about this, tells anybody about this
我一定会杀了她 我会亲手杀了她 I'll kill her. I'll kill her with my bare hands.
这未尝不是一个解决办法 A possible solution.
但我认为谋杀是最难成功的犯罪手法 But murder is the most difficult crime to commit.
除非你可以完成简单的非礼 Until you can commit a simple act of terror...
否则 我建议你别去碰谋杀那么复杂的计划 ...I strongly advise you to avoid anything so complex.
总不能未学行走先学跑的 谢谢 再见 One must learn to walk before one can run. Goodbye.
我麻烦大了 I'm in big trouble.
我知道女孩子都是这样的 她们就是没办法闭上嘴巴 Girls like this can't keep their mouths shut.
全纽约都会知道这件事 This'll be all over New York.
我敢说她正在跟别人说 叽叽喳喳的 I bet right this minute she's telling someone about it.
他把我骗到他家 逼我坐到钢琴椅上 He lured me in his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench.
逼我弹"筷子" 然后突然转身向着我 He made me play "Chopsticks." Then he turned on me.
金睛火眼的 他的嘴巴嘟了出来 He was frothing at the mouth...
像在黑沼泽里的怪物般 ...just like the creature from the Black Lagoon!
我早知道… I knew it. I knew it!
那些故事就是这样开始的 女人都是多嘴怪 That's how these stories get started. Big blabbermouth.
他把她骗到家中 Then he lured her into his apartment...
假装还没结婚 然后逼她坐在钢琴椅上 ...pretended he wasn't married. He forced her onto the piano bench.
我非常了解他 他昨晚才来这里吃晚餐 吃下了260卡路里 I know him very well. He was in here for dinner, 260 calories.
告诉你们 他逼她坐在钢琴椅上 He forced her to sit on the piano bench...
然后你们知道他做了什么吗? 他逼她弹"筷子" ...and then he made her play "Chopsticks."
事情很快便会传开 就跟丛林里的鼓声一样 The word is spreading. It's spreading. It's like jungle drums.
大家都知道 大家都在谈 Everybody knows about it. Everybody's talking about it.
电视 我忘了她会上电视 Television! I forgot she's on television.
全美国有5千万台电视 50 million TV sets in America.
现在还有有线电视 And now with the coaxial cable...!
我午餐吃了洋葱 晚餐吃了大蒜 I had onions at lunch. I had garlic dressing at dinner.
但他从不知道 But he'll never know...
因为我用了全新的亮晶晶牙膏 来保持接吻时的口气清新 ...because I stay kissing-sweet the new Dazzledent way.
现在我请大家注意 我要警告全纽约的女士 Now that I have your attention, I want to warn all you girls...
我楼下那邪恶 危险 ...about an evil, dangerous, married man...
又低级的已婚男人 ...living downstairs in my building.
名叫理查德·舍曼 His name is Richard Sherman.
舍曼 S-H-E-R-M-A-N.
当他深爱的妻儿去缅因州避暑时 While his wife and son are in Maine...
这个人面兽心的男人 要非礼全纽约的年轻女子 ...this monster is terrorizing the girls of New York.
妈妈 快来啊 电视上的人在说爸爸 Mommy, come quick! They're talking about Daddy.
他逼她们坐在钢琴椅上 He makes them sit on the piano bench...
逼她们弹"筷子" ...and makes them play "Chopsticks."
突然间他会转过身来 金睛火眼 嘴巴嘟了出来 Then suddenly he turns on them...
像黑沼泽里的怪物般 just like the creature from the Black Lagoon!
我得面对现实 Well, I might as well face it.
她什么都知道了 她知道了 She knows everything. She knows, she knows, she knows.
或许她还不知道 或许缅因州没有电视 But maybe she doesn't. Maybe there isn't any TV up in Maine.
不能这样折磨自己 为什么不打电话给海伦呢? I can't go on like this. Why don't I just call Helen?
如果打电话给她 听她的声音就能分辨她知不知道 The minute I heard her voice, I could tell if she knew anything.
好 打给她 All right, call her.
喂 我要打长途电话 接缅因州的奥古特 Hello, long distance? I want Ogunquit, Maine.
奥古特4-2831 J 对 谢谢 Ogunquit-42831 J. Yeah, thanks.
怎会那么久呢? 可能电话线路太忙 或许她已经在跟律师谈了 What's taking so long? Maybe she's talking to the lawyers already.
喂 喂 海伦 讯号不好 Hello, hello? Helen? Bad connection.
谁? 你是谁? Who? Who is this?
我想找理查德·舍曼太太 I wanna talk to Mrs. Sherman.
你到底是谁? 你是保姆啊 Who is this? Oh, the babysitter.
我是理查德·舍曼 舍曼太太在哪儿? Look, this is Mr. Sherman. Where is Mrs. Sherman?
她坐着稻草马车去观光? What do you mean she's on a hayride?
跟谁一起去? With whom is she on a hayride?
肯斯先生和其他人? Mr. MacKenzie and some people?
什么人? What people?
她留了口讯给我 什么样的口讯? She did leave a message? What was the message?
瑞奇的桨 不 我忘了 出了点事情 Ricky's paddle. No, I forgot Something came up.
告诉她我明天一早便去寄 再见 I'll send it first thing in the morning. Goodbye!
- 舍曼先生 - 是的 有什么事? - Mr. Sherman? - What is it, Miss Morris?
现在是6时零5分了 你今晚要我加班吗? It's after 6. Do you need me anymore tonight?
不 不用了 今天是很顺利的一天 No. We've come to the end of a perfect day.
我们回家去享受生活中简单的快乐 Let's go home and enjoy the simple things.
美好而又真实的生活 孩子们的欢笑声 The good things, the real things. The laughter of a child.
远处传来教堂钟声 A distant church bell
燕子就要回到南部的家 A flight of swallows winging their way back home.
生命是如此的美好 Life can be beautiful, Miss Morris.
嗨 Hey!
晚安 Good evening.
我刚洗完头 I just washed my hair.
不错 再见 That's nice. Goodbye.
不 今晚不行 这女孩太危险了 Oh, no, not tonight. This girl's a pistol.
我已经逃过一次了 干嘛还是赌呢 Got away with it once. Why press my luck?
今晚将会是个宁静的一晚 It's gonna be quiet around here tonight. I promise you that.
洗个澡 煎个蛋 洗衣服 睡觉 Take a shower, poach an egg, rinse a shirt, hit the sack...
就这样 ...and that's all.
如果她是为我而洗头呢? 她在开玩笑吗? If she was washing her hair for me, is she kidding?
海伦是个好太太 你已经很幸运了 Helen, what a wife! How lucky can you get?
我很高兴她在那里很快乐 I'm glad she's having a good time.
有人陪她玩 带她搭马车观光 People to go outwith, take her on hayrides.
但有件事我一直想不透 她为什么跟汤姆·麦肯齐去观光呢? One thing, though. What's she doing on a hayride with MacKenzie?
希望她没跟那种人混在一起 I wish she wouldn't hang around people like that.
像汤姆那种男人 玩完她后就会抛弃她 He's capable of making a pass at her.
或许她喜欢那样 她老了 她厌倦我了 She'll probably like it. She's getting older.
在很多方面或者我都很笨 汤姆·麦肯齐是个作家 I'm probably very dull. And MacKenzie is a writer.
是个烂作家 他的书糟透了 A lousy writer. That last book of his!
全是什么内在 外在 悸动的 All that downwardly pulsating...
之后她的头发飞散在枕头上 ...and hair spilled across the pillow.
女人跟写出那种东西的男人在一起是不安全的 特别是在马车上 No woman is safe around a guy who writes stuff like that.
不 汤姆 不要 会有人看见 No, Tom, please. The other people!
我得跟你坦白 你看看四周 I have a confession to make. Look around.
- 没有其他人 - 别生气 - There are no other people. - Don't be angry.
我该生气的 I should be.
不 汤姆 马夫会见到的 No, Tom. What about the driver?
- 我们没有马夫 - 没有马夫? - There is no driver. - No driver?
我想得很周到 连马都戴上了眼罩 I thought of everything. Even the horses are wearing blinkers.
- 汤姆 我害怕 - 害怕? 你怕我吗? - Tom, I'm afraid. - Afraid? Of me?
不 我怕自己 No, of me.
天啊 内在 外在 悸动 心动 Oh, darling! Downwardly, pulsating, striving.
在一起 未完待续 Now together, ending and unending.
就是现在 现在… Now, now, now!
王八蛋 好吧 祝你好运 What a cornball. Okay, good luck.
如果你要那样 我也可以跟别人玩 反正你也不会知道 If that's the way you wanna play it, I can play it that way too!
卡夫曼… 卡夫曼 卡夫曼 Kaufman. Kaufman. Kaufman.
嗨 知道你昨晚把蕃茄盆栽留在我家吗? Hi! Did you know you left your tomato plant down here last night?
很乐意帮你拿去 I'd be glad to bring it up.
或许你想吃个晚餐吗? Maybe you'd like to have dinner.
我们还可以去有冷气的电影院看电影 Then maybe we could go to an air-conditioned movie.
「黑湖妖谭」
那部电影真的很好看 我很喜欢 Didn't you love the picture? I did.
但我为那怪物的下场感到难过 But I just felt so sorry for the creature at the end.
为怪物感到难过? 你想它怎么样 娶那个女孩? Sorry? What, did you want him to marry the girl?
它虽然长得很可怕 但心地却不坏 只要有人爱它 He was scary-looking, but he wasn't really all bad.
那种被爱 被需要的感觉 He just craved a little affection.
你的观点倒挺有趣 A sense of being loved and needed and wanted.
你感觉到从地下铁 That's an interesting point of view.
吹上来的那阵风吗? Do you feel the breeze from the subway?
真的太爽了 Isn't it delicious?
你的膝盖很凉快吧? 你现在想做什么? Sort of cools the ankles. What would be fun to do now?
- 我不知道 已经很晚了 - 也不是很晚 - It's getting pretty late. - Not that late.
但明天是我的大日子 我该早点睡 I have this big day tomorrow. I have to get to sleep.
是什么大日子? What's the big day?
明天我要上电视 记得吗? 在《亮晶晶牙膏时间》表演 Tomorrow I'm on TV. I told you, The Dazzledent Hour.
哦 风又来了 Oh, here comes another one.
跟我说说亮晶晶牙膏的事吧 到现在我还未用过那玩意 Tell me, Dazzledent toothpaste, I don't think I ever tried it.
- 你该用用 那牙膏很好 - 是吗? - You should. It's excellent. - Isn't it?
对 我自己也有用 Oh, yes, I use it myself.
那么你诚意推荐了? 我指并非做广告 是朋友间的推荐 - Then you do recommend it? I mean not recommend between friends
没错 它只比一般牙膏贵几分钱 Definitely.It costs a little more,
根据最近的研究报告显示 八成的口腔卫生专家… but 8 out of 10 oral hygienists--
你现在像在做广告了 如果我相信每则广告的话… You sound like a commercial. If I believed commercials...
- 你可以相信我的话 每一个字 - 你在那个节目上是怎么说的? - You can believe this one.Every word. - What's that you say?
"但他从不知道 因为我用了新牙膏 来保持接吻时的口气清新" "He'll never know. I stay kissing- sweet the new Dazzledent way"?
- 那是真的吗? - 真的 我可以向你证明 - Now really. - It's true! I'll prove it to you.
你觉得如何? Well?
我对美国广告的信心恢复了不少 My faith in the integrity of advertising is restored.
你看 You see
但在我更换牙膏品牌前 我想要百分之一百确定 However, before I switch brands, I wanna make absolutely certain.
我不了解卡夫曼这个人 他是个成功的生意人 A successful businessman like Kaufman...
一年或可赚1万5 ...probably makes 15, 000 a year.
他花那么多钱收集非洲雕塑 但他却不肯买冷气机 Spends a fortune on sculptures but will not put in air conditioning.
我猜昨晚屋子里有华氏95度 热得跟火炉一样 I bet it was 95 in the bedroom last night.
真可怜 Poor kid, it's awful.
晚安 Good night.
当然 我家凉快一下 If you wanted to drop by my place to cool off...
你可在上楼洗桑拿前来 ...before you face that Turkish bath up there...
我把冷气开到最大 可能现在屋子里已经太冷了 I left the air conditioning on full blast. It's cold in there.
- 或者我可以去一会 - 当然 可以让你降降体温 - Maybe for a few minutes. - To bring the body temperature down.
对于冷气 我不管它多贵 I feel no matter how much it costs...
就算家里已经没面包吃 甚至把孩子的教育基金卖掉 Even if no bread in my house, if you've got to sell the kids' bonds...
我还是觉得纽约的夏天 I say in the summertime in New York...
是不能没有冷气的 ...you've got to have air conditioning.
来感觉一下吧 Just feel that.
不知道跟你说过没有 我每间房都装了冷气 不单是客厅 I didn't tell you, but I have air conditioning in every room.
连厨房 浴室和睡房都有 The kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom.
- 跟天堂一样 - 你尽管放松 - Heaven! - You just relax.
我来调两杯酒 我们可以好好地聊一聊 I'll fix two drinks, and we'll have a nice, quiet talk.
真的太爽了 This is really the most!
我们该谈些什么呢? Well, what shall we talk about?
来谈谈心理分析好了 How about psychoanalysis?
不知道你对心理分析有多了解 那可是我的嗜好啊 I don't know how much you know about it, but it's a hobby of mine.
我喜欢研究人的心理 I like to wander through the labyrinth of the human mind.
我花了3块9角5 买了那可恶的电风扇 What gets me is spending $3.95 for that miserable fan.
它一点用处也没有 It's absolutely useless.
明天我要把它退货 要他们退钱 I'll take it back to the store to get my money back.
希望我的发票还在 Just hope I didn't lose the sales slip.
48小时前我们是陌生人 Two days ago we were strangers...
而现在你单独和我坐在屋里 ...and now you're here alone with me.
怎么会这样的呢 为什么我们会认识呢 为什么? How did it happen? Why did we meet? Why?
当然啰 答案就在潜意识里 The answer lies in the unconscious.
如果他们不肯退钱 我得再付3块钱买更大的风扇 If they won't take back the fan, the larger size is only $3 more.
但那是明天的事 我今晚该怎么办呢? 我得好好睡一觉啊 But what about tonight? I've just got to get some sleep.
你真觉得那棵蕃茄是自己掉下来的吗? 那不是意外 You think that plant fell by itself? There are no accidents.
每件事的发生都有它的原因 是我们让它发生的 Nothing happens by itself. We make it happen.
你不是不小心把蕃茄推到楼下 你是故意的 You didn't accidentally brush the plant, you pushed it.
或许我可以把那小电风扇放进冰箱 Maybe if I took the fan, put it in the icebox...
把冰箱门打开 ...and left the door open...
再把睡房的门打开 把床单和枕头浸在冰水里 ...then left the bedroom door open and soaked the sheets in ice water...
不 那太冷了 No, that's too icky.
你的行为模式很明显 Your behavior is obvious.
你把蕃茄推下来因为你想杀我 You pushed the plant down to kill me.
但为什么你想杀我呢? And why do you suppose you wanted to?
可能是因为你爱我? Could it be, could it possibly be because you love me?
我当然可以直接和他说 我相信他不会介意的 Of course I could simply ask him if-- I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
他是个大好人 He's such a nice man.
没什么好丢脸的 在文明的外表下 我们都是野蛮人 Nothing to be ashamed of. Under this veneer we're all savages.
男人女人 无助地陷入感情之事 Man, woman, hopelessly enmeshed.
我们有如坐在冲天快车上 不但无法掌控它 要逃也太迟了 We're on a toboggan, we can't stop. It's too late to run.
该开始的已经开始了 The beguine has begun.
我们要怎么办呢? What are we going to do?
我一直在想这件事 我… I've been thinking about it and I...
什么? Yes?
我今晚想跟你在一起 I'd like to stay here with you tonight.
我想睡在这里 I'd like to sleep here.
- 你肯定? - 如果你不介意的话 - Are you sure? - That is, if you don't mind.
那不是介意不介意的问题 而是我们不能盲目做事 It's not a question of minding. We don't wanna rush into this.
我说我们是野蛮人时 野蛮人也有理智的 或许太野蛮了 There are savages, and savages. This may be too savage.
如果你想待在这里一会儿 If you want to stay--
请别要我回那间热得要命的屋子 Don't make me go to that hot apartment.
我连续三晚没睡 我明天要容光焕发才行 I haven't slept in three nights. I'd like to look good tomorrow.
我可以睡在这张椅上 我甚至不需要枕头 I could sleep right here in this chair.
我会像老鼠一样安静 你根本不会感觉到我的存在 求求你 I'll be as quiet as a mouse. You won't know I'm around. Please?
那样子情况便不同了 你当然可以睡在这里 有何不可 Well, that's different. Of course you can sleep here.
毕竟我们不是野蛮人 我们都是文明人 We're not savages. We're civilized people.
- 谢谢你 你早上几点起床? - 大概8点吧 - Thank you. What time do you get up? - About 8, I guess.
- 我离开前会帮你做好早餐 - 离开前会帮我做好早餐 等一下 - I'll fix you breakfast. - Fix my breakfast-- Wait a minute.
如果有人看到你在早上8点离开我家呢? 这栋楼住了不少人 Suppose someone sees you leaving the apartment at 8.
只要被一个人看到 我们便死定了 Just one person sees you, and we're dead.
那么好吧 我6点起床溜回楼上去 All right then, I could get up at 6 and sneak upstairs.
6点起床溜回楼上去? 溜回去 那更糟糕啊 Get up at 6 and sneak-- Sneak!
如果有人看到你6点溜回楼上呢? Even worse. Suppose someone sees you sneaking out?
但我们什么事都没做呢 We're not doing anything wrong.
当然没有 但社会上有所谓的法律规范 我不是说我很相信法律 Certainly, but there's such a thing as society, laws, rules.
但毕竟人是离不开社会的 But after all, no man is an island.
- 是谁啊? - 是我 克拉哈利 - Who is it? - It's me, Mr. Kruhulik.
- 什么事啊? - 我刚刚才回家 - What is it? - I was just coming home.
我和之前跟你提过的 那位女士出去 就是玲珑浮凸的那个 Went out with a lady, the one with the big, fat poodle.
我看到你灯还亮着 所以我想或许我能来拿地毯 I saw your light. I thought it might be a good time to pick up the rugs.
在凌晨一点半? 你疯了吗? At 1:30 in the morning? Are you out of your mind?
我答应过你太太 I promised your wife.
那些蛀虫现在可能在行动了 蛀出大洞来 别担心 Those moths are probably right now chewing away big, gaping holes.
我可以用个人声誉向你保证 Stop worrying. I give you my word...
那些蛀虫现在并没有行动 它们都睡着了 ...the moths are not eating anything.
你为什么不明天一早再来呢? 在它们开始吃早餐之前 Come tomorrow, early, before they have their breakfast.
别太相信蛀虫 You can't trust a moth, Mr. Sherman.
有时它们半夜肚饿 They get hungry at night...
也是会起床找宵夜吃 然后… ...so they start looking around for a snack and--
- 我的老天爷啊 - 怎么了? - Oh, I wish I was dead - What's the matter?
很抱歉 我真的是太弄不清状况了 I'm sorry. I didn't quite understand the situation.
在这种情况下 谁会在乎蛀虫呢? In a situation like this, who cares about moths?
状况 克拉哈利先生 什么状况啊? Situation, Mr. Kruhulik? What situation?
让蛀虫去吃地毯吧 Moths? Let them eat the rugs.
让它们去吃窗帘 谁在乎呢? Let them eat the curtains. Who cares?
加油啊 兄弟 Go, man, go.
等一下 克拉哈利先生 我可以解释 或许你觉得很奇怪 I'd like to explain this. This may seem unusual.
- 但这是世界上最自然的事 - 不错 - But it's the most natural thing. - I'll say.
夏天的生活太美好了 鱼儿跳个不停 白云高挂天空" Summertime, and the living is easy Fish are jumping, cotton is high."
够了 克拉哈利先生 其实这位女士也住在这公寓里 That's enough! The young lady lives in this building.
- 发生了一件很可怕的意外 - 嗨 - There's been a terrible accident. - Hi.
嗨 Well, hello!
她跟洋娃娃一样漂亮 Isn't she a living doll?
克拉哈利先生 这位小姐的蕃茄盆栽掉到楼下 Mr. Kruhulik, this lady's tomato plant fell down.
很抱歉让你失望 但事实的确如此 Sorry to disappoint, but that's all there is to it.
事实上 很高兴你来了 In fact, I'm glad you dropped in.
你可以帮她把蕃茄搬回楼上 蕃茄就在阳台上 You can help her take the plant upstairs. It's here.
我当时在用调酒器浇水 I watered the garden with a cocktail shaker.
没错 一个银色的小调酒器 A little silver shaker.
你知道你刚才的想法多可笑了吧 You can see your insinuations are preposterous.
大家都会想歪的 舍曼先生 A natural mistake, Mr. Sherman.
小姐 我向你道歉 真的太漂亮了 And my apologies to you, dear lady. What a doll!
- 在这边啊 克拉哈利先生 - 真的太惨了 - Right out here, Mr. Kruhulik. - What a shambles.
没关系 我们会整理好的 我有保险 It's all right. We're covered. I have a policy.
谢谢你 晚安 Thank you, Mr. Kruhulik, and good night.
晚安 小姐 虽然我不知道你的姓名 Good night, Miss-- Whatever your name is.
小心 它很重啊 可别拉伤了 Be careful, it's heavy. Don't strain anything.
我已经拉伤了 I'm strained already...
因为我一整晚都在抱着那大块儿到处走 ...from carrying that big, fat poodle around. I wish I was dead!
- 我的老天爷啊 - 晚安 - Well, good night. - Good night.
对不起 但你知道情况已经不一样了 I'm sorry. But you can see how it is.
我明白 人是离不开社会的 I understand. No man is an island.
恢复正常了 Normal.
一切都恢复正常了 Everything is absolutely normal.
睡 去睡吧 Sleep. Go to sleep.
我怎么睡得着呢? How can I possibly sleep?
该做什么呢? What'll I do?
对了 写信给海伦吧 写封长长的信给海伦 Helen. Write to Helen. Write a long letter to Helen.
对了 桨 我得把桨寄出去 Paddle, that's it. I've got to send the paddle.
瑞奇奇到了湖边却没有桨 Little Ricky out there on the lake without a paddle.
我得把桨包好 明天一早寄出 瑞奇奇需要桨 Wrap the paddle and send it off in the morning. Ricky needs it.
有桨才可以好好的玩 但是要怎么包桨呢? Going to get his paddle. How do you wrap a paddle, anyway?
纸跟绳子 还有呢? Paper and string, what else?
要去哪儿找包桨的纸呢? I need a piece of paper the shape of a paddle.
好 没了 All right, nothing.
浴室有些绷带 Hey, there's some gauze in the bathroom.
可把桨包起来 然后用胶带固定 I can bandage the whole thing, put some tape on it and--
干嘛? 叫救护车把它送走吗? And what, send it up in an ambulance?
看看 太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
每天都有人寄桨 邮局里到处都是桨 People send paddles every day. The mails are full of them.
他们是怎么包的啊? How do they do it?
对了 旧报纸 That's it, old newspapers!
没错 旧报纸 Big deal, old newspapers.
拿很多绳子把它绑好 Get a lot of string, slap it together...
嗨 Hi.
还有这楼梯呢 真是太傻了 很简单 只要把钉子拔掉就行了 Forgot about the stairs. It was so easy. I pulled out the nails.
知道吗? 整个夏天我们都能这样做了 You know what? We can do this all summer.
小姐 Miss. Young lady.
小姐 我要洗个澡 我去上班了 I've got to take a shower. Got to get to the office.
拜托 请醒一醒 回家去吧 让我上班 Please, lady, get up, go home so I can get to the office.
求求你 小姐 行不行? Please, lady? No?
可怜的孩子 跑到这么热的纽约来上班 Poor kid, working in New York in this heat.
还要上电视 站在那么热的灯光下 And on television! Standing there under those hot lights.
她一定很需要钱 She must need money real bad.
住在豪华的公寓 并打扮得那么漂亮 我知道那些衣服很贵 Lives in an expensive apartment. I know what clothes cost.
她买的是进口香槟 Buys imported champagne.
她怎么负担得起呢? How can she possibly afford--?
一定有别的收入来源 She must have other sources of income.
美女有很多赚钱的方式 如果她胆够大的话 Plenty of ways a girl can get money if she's unscrupulous enough.
她这样的女孩很容易可以钓到些又蠢又有钱的已婚男人 She could get herself some foolish, well-to-do married man.
使他陷入进退两难的困境中 Trap him into some situation.
把他的钱全骗光 把他榨得干干净净 Bleed him till he's white, squeeze him till he's dry--
一定有词语可以形容这种事 这是"勒索" They have a word for this. They call it "blackmail."
她在哪儿? 她跟克拉哈利在一起 Where is she? She's with Kruhulik.
他们去银行取光我的财产 They're down at the bank going through my safe-deposit box.
喂 你在吗? Hello, are you in there?
嗨 早安 我在洗澡 马上出来 Hi, good morning! Just taking a shower. Be out in a minute.
只是在洗澡 马上就会出来 Taking a shower, she'll be out in a minute, that's all.
我该拿条新的大浴巾给她 I should get one of the new towels and take it to her.
那真的太正了 That would very definitely be another boo-boo.
天啊 如果现在有人进来 他们一定会误会的 If anyone were to walk in, would they ever get the wrong idea.
双人份的烤肉桂面包 陌生金发女子在我家的浴室里 Cinnamon toast for two, strange blond in the shower. Explain that.
谁都不会相信 你一整晚都在包桨 Tell them you spent the night wrapping a paddle.
如果现在有人进来… Anybody walk in here!
现在谁会进来呢 胡佛总统? 阿瑟·戈弗雷 Who's gonna walk in here? J. Edgar Hoover? Arthur Godfrey?
或者是海伦吧 Helen, maybe?
海伦 Helen
她在缅因州 她怎会回来呢? She's in Maine. How could she get here?
搭火车 不错 搭早班火车 On the train, that's how. On the early morning train.
她为什么要回纽约呢? 为什么? 因为她知道出了事 Why would she be coming to New York? Because she knows something.
因为有人跟她通风报信 谁会向她通风报信呢? Because someone tipped her off. Who could've tipped--?
克拉哈利 就是他 他昨晚看到她在我家 Kruhulik! He saw the girl here last night...
他打长途电话给海伦 当然是对方付钱 并一五一十跟她说了 ...called Helen long distance and told her everything.
她在搭火车 我早知道 早班火车已经到了 She's on the train, I know it. Early morning train's in already.
她在的士上了 搭的士赶回家 她随时都会到的 She's in a cab. She's on her way here. She'll be here any second!
屋子里有女人 我知道你在搞什么鬼 There's a woman in this apartment. I know there is.
- 不 海伦 不是真的 - 理查德 别骗我 - No, Helen, it's not true. - Don't lie to me, Richard.
谁告诉你的? 你怎会知道? 克拉哈利? Who told you? Was it Kruhulik?
对 我请他监视你好几个月了 That's right. I've had him watching you for months.
克拉哈利 Kruhulik.
他不是叫克拉哈利 其实他是个私家侦探 名叫强尼·多勒 His name's not Kruhulik. He's a private eye named Johnny Dollar.
- 你想怎样? - 我要杀死你 - What are you going to do? - I'm going to shoot you.
海伦 听我解释 烤肉桂面包 浴室和其他一切 I can explain everything. The cinnamon toast, the shower.
- 那个女孩来自丹佛 - 废话少讲 - This girl's from Denver.- Save your words
卡夫曼家没有冷气机 The Kaufmans have no air conditioning.
他们花钱买非洲雕塑 但却不装冷气 Spend a fortune on sculpture.Looking there is no air conditioning
这还不止 商店不让她退回电风扇 因为她把发票弄失了 The drugstore wouldn't take back her fan, she lost the slip.
所以我让她睡在我们床上 因为楼上太热了 So I let her sleep in our bed. I was just wrapping the paddle.
海伦 真的 我真的在包桨 Helen I just right packet paddle
理查德 你总该仁慈一点 别把无辜的儿子 At least have the decency to keep the paddle of a child...
卷入这件事 ...out of this sordid mess.
海伦 你疯了 你这么做是逃不了的 You're mad. You'll never get away with this.
不 我可逃脱 有些事是法律也管不了的 Yes, I will. There's such a thing as the unwritten law.
永别了 理查德 Goodbye, Richard.
- 他们会让你坐电椅的 - 他们会颁奖给我 - Give me another chance! - They'll give me a medal.
美国妇女协会将颁奖给我 The wives of America will give me a medal!
海伦 我要死了 给我烟 Helen, I'm going fast. Give me a cigarette.
烟? 墨菲医生不准你抽烟的 A cigarette! You know what Dr. Murphy told you about smoking.
烟 A cigarette.
墨菲医生 求你给我再抽一支烟 Just one more cigarette, Dr. Murphy.
临死前要再吸一支 One more for the road.
这是漫长的路啊 For the long, long road.
嗨 Hi.
- 你在做什么? - 烟 我想要烟 - What are you doing? - I need a cigarette.
烟就放在桌上 They're right there on the table.
- 你怎么了? - 我中枪了 - What's the matter with you? - I'm all shot.
因为我睡了你的床 你要睡沙发 It's because I took your bed and you slept on the couch.
我知道我应睡沙发的 真的很抱歉 I knew I should've taken the couch.I just know terrible
不是沙发的问题 是我老婆 It's not the couch, it's my wife.
- 她发现我们的事 并向我开枪 - 她什么? - She found out about us and shot me. - She what?
我背部中了五枪 肚子中了两枪 Five times in the back and twice in the belly.
你一定是发恶梦了 You're just having a bad dream.
对 我想是吧 Yeah, I guess so.
好了 一切都会没事的 Come on now. Everything's fine.
只是我的思想在作怪 有人扁平足 有人多头皮屑 It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet.
- 我觉得想象力强是很好的啊 - 我一点想象力也没有 - I have this appalling imagination. - I think it's just elegant.
我有很多其他才能 但就是没有想象力 I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things.
我刚在厨房里准备早餐 突然间我想到 I was standing in the kitchen. Then it occurred to me.
要是我太太走了进来 而你在浴室 我在烤肉桂面包 If my wife walked in with you in the shower, meanwhile making toast
她可能会开枪杀了我 she'd probably shoot me.
她当然会啦 如果我结了婚… Of course. If I was married...
回到家看到老公在烤肉桂面包 还有个金发美女在浴室内 ...and came in on my husband making toast for a blond, I'd shoot him.
- 我也会开枪 - 你会? - You would? - Bang, bang, bang!
向着头开 Right in the head.
放松 Come on now, relax.
- 都是你在胡思乱想而已 - 是的 - You're just making this all up. - That's right.
事实上 如果她真的回来了 也不会开枪杀我 I don't suppose if she had come in she'd shoot me.
她会很生气 哭个不停 乱丢烟灰缸 She'd be mad, maybe throw an ashtray.
- 只是乱丢烟灰缸? - 甚至烟灰缸也不丢 - Just that? - She probably wouldn't even do that.
如果海伦回家发现你在浴室 知道她会怎样想吗? If she found you in the shower...
她可能会认为你是水电工人 ...she'd probably think you were the plumber.
- 水电工是个金发美女? - 没错 她非常信任我 - A blond plumber? - Absolutely. She trusts me implicitly.
- 她怎么了 她不爱你? - 她爱我 - Doesn't she love you? - Oh, she loves me.
她很担心我 She worries about me.
我一吸烟就咳个不停 她就逼我戒烟 I had a cough, and she made me stop smoking.
- 她很爱我 - 她不会担心吗? - She loves me, all right. - Isn't she jealous?
为什么海伦要担心? 为什么要担心提公文包的人? Not really. How can anybody be jealous of somebody with a briefcase...
我一向循规蹈矩 到了9点半就上床睡觉 ...who's getting a little pot and can't keep his eyes open past 9?
她信任我 从不怀疑 我去年圣诞参加公司派对后回家 She trusts me. It'd never occur to her that I--
我领口上有口红印 Last Christmas, I came home with lipstick on my collar.
知道海伦说什么吗? 她说 "领口上的是红莓汁吗?" Helen said, "What's that on your collar, cranberry sauce?"
- 太糟糕了 - 知道谁亲我吗? 是布兰迪太太 - That's bad. - You know who kissed me? Mrs. Brady.
面对现实吧 美女都不会喜欢我的 她们喜欢格利高里·派克(好莱坞影星) Face it, no pretty girl wants me, she wants Gregory Peck.
才不是呢 不是吗? 你怎知道美女要的是什么? Is that so? How do you know what a pretty girl wants?
事实上我并不知道 我只是想象美女… I don't know, but I imagine--
你和你的想象力 都以为女孩子全是傻瓜 Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope.
以为女孩在派对上看到高大英俊的男人 You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy...
虎视眈眈地向她们打眼色 ...in a fancy striped vest strutting around...
暗示 我是帅哥 你挡不了 ...giving you that I'm-so-handsome- you-can't-resist-me look.
女孩子们便会被迷住 From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face.
她们不会的 Well, she doesn't fall on her face.
但在派对 一个站在角落的男人 But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner.
他或者很紧张 害羞 而且满头大汗 Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little.
一开始或许不会注意他 First, you look past him.
但渐渐会感到他的温和 仁慈 而且谨慎 But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried.
他会对你温柔体贴 That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet.
那才是真正令人兴奋的 That's what's really exciting.
如果我是你太太 我会很担心你 If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you.
会非常非常的担心 I'd be very, very jealous.
我觉得你好棒 I think you're just elegant.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不去开门吗? Aren't you going to answer it?
- 去什么? - 开门啊 - Answer what? - The doorbell.
去开门吧 我去烤肉桂面包 Go ahead, I'll put the cinnamon on the toast.
汤姆·麦肯齐 Tom MacKenzie!
- 早安 迪克仔 - 你来这儿做什么? - Dickie-boy.morning morning, - .What are you doing here?
- 还有别叫我"迪克仔" - 我刚从乡下开车来 跟我的经纪约好了 - Don't call me "Dickie-boy." - I just come from the country. Got a date with my agent.
- 你在煮咖啡吗? - 不是 - Is that coffee I smell? - No.
很高兴能在你上班前找到你 我有一件很重要的家事要跟你讨论 I'm glad I caught you. We've got important family business to discuss.
- 你肯定你没煮咖啡? - 我很肯定 是什么家事? - Are you sure that's not coffee? - Positive. what family?
我的家事? My family?
当然是你的家事 Sure your down
我开车来 海伦要我问你… I was driving down and Helen asked me to stop by and ask you--
海伦 她真的那么做了? 很开心她真的做了 Helen, she did? I'm glad she did...
因为我想跟你谈谈 ...because I wanna talk to you.
怎么了? 迪克仔 你真的很奇怪啊 What's the matter, Dickie-boy?
你以为很幽默? 还帮马戴上眼罩 You think you're pretty fancy with the blinkers on the horses.
你说什么? 什么眼罩? 马? What you talking about? What blinkers? What horses?
没有马夫及闲杂人等 And no driver and no other people.
- 你喝醉了吗? - 不 我没醉 - You drunk or something? - No, I'm not drunk.
- 你昨晚带海伦去观光 对吧? - 不 其实我没去 - You took Helen on a hayride. - No, in fact, I didn't.
她和别人去了 一共有64个人 She went with the other people, 64 toghter.
他们也没坐马车 他们是坐巴士去的 She went no horse, and it was like a bus
- 那是你编的 - 我不敢去 因为我有严重的稻草热 - That's your story. - I have terrible hay fever.
应该说是鼻窦炎才对 从军后就一直有这问题 I've had it ever since the Army.
那位少尉军医 拿着棉花棒不断擦我鼻子 不断擦上擦下 This doctor took a wad of cotton. He went in and down--
"内在 外在 悸动 心动 In and down. "inwardly, downwardly pulsating!
在一起 未完待续 好了" 我知道你的屎桥 Now together, ending and unending! Now, now!" I know all about it.
- 你饮醉了 - 你给我滚 - You're drunk. - Get out!
- 告诉海伦 如果她要你来跟我谈离婚 - 离婚? - If Helen sent you to get a divorce-- - Divorce?
我坚决反对 I absolutely refuse!
海伦不是要我来跟你谈离婚 她要我来拿瑞奇的桨 Helen don'nt sent me for divorce. She sent me for the paddle.
我要跟她坚持到底 I'll fight it in every court!
因为我可以解释 楼梯 烤肉桂面包 厨房的金发美女 I can explain the stairs, the blond in the kitchen.
- 等等 别激动 金发美女在厨房? - 你想知道吗? - Wait, just take easy, what blond in the kitchen? - Wouldn't you like to know?
或者她是玛丽莲·梦露 Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!
你醉了 You're drunk
满口胡言乱语 现在才早上8:30啊 Blind, stinking drunk at 8:30 in the morning!
我会请6个律师 我会去贿赂法官 我什么都会做 就是不离婚 I'll get six lawyers, I'll bribe judges, but no divorce!
听我说 听着 海伦不是要跟你离婚 Listen to me. Helen does not want a divorce!
她只是要瑞奇的桨 All she wants is Ricky's paddle!
- 瑞奇的桨 - 到湖边玩的孩子都拿着自己的桨划独木舟 - Ricky's paddle? - The other kids are out on the lake.
可怜的瑞奇却要坐在码头 虽然他有独木舟但你没把桨寄给他 But Ricky has to stay on the dock. You wouldn't send his paddle!
所以她要你来拿她的桨 So she want you get paddle
听着 如果要找人拿桨给瑞奇 If anybody is gonna take Ricky's paddle back...
我是唯一的人选 ...I'm gonna take it back.
- 还有 我很想打扁你的鼻子 And I've got a good mind to punch you.
- 为什么? - 因为你是个帅哥 - Why? - Because you're a love you.
虎视眈眈地暗道 我是帅哥 你挡不了 Strutting around in your vest with that I'm-so-handsome look.
- 我告诉你 海伦爱我 - 她当然爱你啦 - Let me tell you, Helen loves me. - Sure, she loves you!
知道她为什么爱我? 因为我温和 仁慈 谨慎 She loves me because I'm sweet and gentle and worried...
紧张 害羞 温柔 ...and nervous and shy and tender!
早餐做好了 Breakfast is ready.
- 你认识他吗? - 他是汤姆·麦肯齐 我的好朋友 - Anybody you know? - Meet Tom MacKenzie.
- 汤姆·麦肯齐 你好吗? - 他来拿瑞奇的桨 瑞奇想要桨 - How do you do? - He came for Ricky's paddle.
- 我要拿桨给他 - 我可以来拿地毯了吗? - I'm taking it to him. - Is this a good time to pick up the--?
- 我的天啊 - 等等 克拉哈利先生 回来 - I wish I was dead. - Wait a minute, Kruhulik.
如果你是来拿东西的话 把他带走吧 If you wanna pick up something, pick up this.
好 舍曼先生 你要我怎样处理他? Ok, Mr. Sherman.What do you want me to do with him?
怎样也没关系 喂他吃樟脑丸 你可以为所欲为 I don't care. Put him in mothballs.do anything you like.
只管拖他走 Just get him out of here.
天啊 告诉你 首先是那大块头 Boy, I'm telling you, lug the fat poodle...
昨夜又搬了那棵蕃茄 现在还要拖他出去 ...lug the tomato plant, now lug this.
我会很高兴见到太太们回家时 一切安然无事 I'll be glad when the wives get home and things settle down.
8:47分 我还赶得上8:47分的火车 The 8:47, I can still make the 8:47.
我没法留下来吃早餐了 对不起 I can't stay for breakfast, I'm sorry.
永远不要说对不起 Don't ever be sorry.
听着 帮我一个忙 打电话到布兰迪公司 是出版社 Do me a favor. Call Brady & Company.
告诉布兰迪无论如何 我都要休息两个星期 Tell Mr. Brady I'm taking two weeks off, whether he likes it or not.
告诉他我要去放松一下 Tell him, I'm going to the Manhattan
你可以住下来啊 一切都是你的 两层楼都是你的 Why don't you stay here? You've got your own duplex.
大大杯马丁尼 冷气 你想做什么都可以 Big, tall martinis, air conditioning.anything you want.
- 谢谢 - 就这样了 - Thank you. - Well, I guess that's all.
- 还有一件事 - 什么事? - Just one more thing. - What?
我有个口信给你太太 I have a message for your wife.
别擦掉 Don't wipe it off.
如果她觉得那是红莓汁 If she thinks it's cranberries...
告诉她 她真是太傻了 ...tell her she's got cherry pits in her head.
等等 Wait!
等等 Hey!